Friday, June 16, 2006

This is "offensive"? Really?

Watch out, those feathers will fuck you up. Yep, unbeknownst to me, the NCAA in mid-May added my alma mater to a list of eight offenders banned from displaying its logo at NCAA functions because it is "hostile" or "offensive". It's two fucking feathers. Myles Brand has his head so far up his ass I'm shocked he doesn't suffocate. This guy couldn't manage a Long John Silver's. I'm honestly not sure who the bigger dumbass is, Brand or Bud Selig? Props to William and Mary Prez Gene Nichol, who stated what we've been saying for years about Brand and the felchers at the NCAA...their decisions "are neither comprehensible nor capable of being sensibly defended."

4 comments:

T.J. said...

Who the hell is running the Devil Rays' minor league operation?

Saturday - Durham Bulls OF Elijah Dukes was suspended indefinitely for unspecified disciplinary reasons

Friday - Bulls teammate SS B.J. Upton was arrested for drunken driving after a game

Last month - Bulls Manager John Tamargo was suspended 10 games for bumping an umpire.

Last but not least, OF Delmon Young returns today after a 50 game suspension for throwing a bat at an umpire

T.J. said...

Today's a holiday in some states. Who knew...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth

Mark said...

Tamargo was the manager of the minor league team I worked for during the season I quit. Dude is crazy. Exactly the crusty, bitter klind of guy you'd expect form a career minor leaguer/ex-catcher/minor league manager. Good to see he's passing along his years of wisdom onto Delmon, BJ and the boys.

T.J. said...

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