Can't we get another classic outta him before he leaves town? My gift to you this morning is the greatest commercial ever made (starring Lavar and several other NBA and NFL stars). I saw it three times last night, and I can't get it out of my head, so I wanted you all to enjoy it this morning as well...click on the link that says "The Easterns commercial everyone is talking about!" (and sing along if you'd like):
At Eastern Motors
your job's your credit.
At Eastern Motors
your job's your credit.
Ford, Hondas, Chevy, Beamers,
and minivans.
Over 600 cars, trucks, SUVs,
are you listening man?
Let Eastern Motors
put you in a car today.
Let Eastern Motors
Finance it all the way
I'm not making this up. This is a real email address from an SI article. The man has a few days off, why don't you shoot him an email (and please Bcc me on it). Hell, I already sent him the link to Gheorghe...OzzieGuillen13@ hotmail.com
Yes, the NHL is back, and Jerry [last name withheld by request] seems very excited about it...and I'm sure there is a group of diehard fans also excited about it. You would think the players would be psyched too, since you know, they're finally earning paychecks and stuff, but it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the negotiating table.
If you haven't seen the Steve Nash - Ali G commercial on TNT for the upcoming NBA season, in which Ali G congratulates Nash for winning the "MP3" award last year, go home, fight through an episode of Alias and 4 straight Law and Orders, and wait for it. It's well worth it. "No disrespect to you as a Canadian, but you don't even speak English, so shut up."
Finally, a museum in Philadelphia has a display of an actual human corpse playing basketball...(which way is he gonna go with this)...Allan Houston behind Door #1...Jason Collier behind Door #2...wait for it...It's good to see Eddy Curry getting some reps in...(or as Swint called him the other day, "Hank Gathers" - now that was audible work laughter)
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
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Boy, I would have referred to the corpse playing basketball as "Shavlik".
Other ways I was gonna go:
- Travis Knight
- Malik Sealy
- Calbert Cheaney
Shavlik is a great one though...
Malik Sealy...boo...
Everybody's a critic...
Rip Hamilton has a new definiton for NBA - "No Bling Allowed".
God bless SEC fans:
http://www.firelsucoaches.com/index2.html
AND
http://www.firerandysanders.com/contents/home.asp
Ron Artest told Penthouse he will box Ben Wallace on pay-per-view for $10 million.
Man I hate the donkeys at the Parents Television Council:
Four Fox network programs, led by the comedies "The War at Home," "The Family Guy" and "American Dad," topped a parents group's annual listing of the worst prime-time shows for family viewing.
The Parents Television Council rated two aspirational reality shows, ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" and NBC's new "Three Wishes," as the best programs for family viewing.
The group's president, L. Brent Bozell, said he was alarmed that the three Fox Sunday night comedies are being marketed as family friendly.
"Families should not be deceived," he said. "The top three worst shows all contain crude and raunchy dialogue with sex-themed jokes and foul language. Even worse is the fact that Hollywood is peddling its filth to families with cartoons."
A Fox spokesman said the network never comments on reports by the Parents Television Council.
The Fox drama "The O.C." was fourth on the group's list of worst prime-time shows for families. Add in "That '70s Show" and "Arrested Development," and the network that tries to be hip for young viewers makes up 60 percent of the list.
Television's two most popular programs _ "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" and "Desperate Housewives _ are also cited as bad family viewing. So were "Two and a Half Men" and "Cold Case" on CBS.
The group said it makes its determinations based on the amount of bad language and sexual and violent content, giving more weight to shows that appear earlier in the evening when children are likely to be awake, said Melissa Caldwell, its research director.
Fox's "American Idol," which returns in January, made the group's list of best family viewing experiences. Two new shows, CBS' "The Ghost Whisperer" and UPN's "Everybody Hates Chris," also made it.
Bozell said the group couldn't even come up with 10 prime-time shows it would recommend for family viewing. Its list stops at nine.
Someone searched for this:
"ncaa football 60-team super-conference rumors"
and somehow ended up here.
Always glad to help a diehard Poison fan surfing the web:
"vh1 surreal life 6 cc deville"
You could give it a bloody nose and call it Len Bias.
Ah yes, the game has endless possibilities...though I can't come up with anything better this morning because I'm in a Coors Light fog. Which reminds me, how much do movies suck that a remake of some crappy horror movie like The Fog is #1 at the box office?
I present to you the "Bama of the Century":
OKLAHOMA CITY -- A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to because of Larry Bird.
The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.
"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be.
"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."
Really, the last of the "good" PA films...
I forget, is the Blue Oyster also involved in #4?
Andy Dick never dissappoints:
OUT-of-control comic Andy Dick did it again at a Hurricane Katrina benefit in Los Angeles Monday night. Dick, a master at causing disruptions, joined comedians like Kevin Nealon and Gary Gulman on stage at the Wiltern Theater — but not for long. After pretending to beat up his assistant and bringing his “male lover” onstage, Dick went off on a racist-themed Katrina riff, using the n-word several times before he was loudly booed offstage, our spywitness reports.
What are the numbers on those AnalBib Sales?
Thatta girl...6.9 million sold and counting. The Fall 2005 collection is breaking records. No back door whore should be without their officially licensed NFL AnalBib...
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