I was flipping around last night prior to Game 7, and happened upon the Orioles/Blue Jays game and caught fat-ass Sidney Ponson on the mound. Hmmm, where is fatty Ponson from again? Oh that's right...Aruba. Has anyone thought to ask Sidney if he perhaps ate Natalie Holloway with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
With the NBA season ending last night, all we're left with is the NBA Draft next week and the rest of the baseball season. Don't get me wrong - I'm not complaining, mainly because I'm one of the few people left in America who can actually watch a full game of baseball and enjoy it. The bigger problem is we are reaching the down time for highlights, when SportsCenter gets out of control in an effort to retain viewers. You might remember the SportsCenter Classic crap from last year, or the "5 Bands in 5 Nights" thing they did. So don't be surprised if the Black Eyed Peas show up in Bristol next week to host the 6pm SportsCenter, and Alf teams up with horseface Linda Cohn for the 1am SportsCenter.
Um, yeah, let me get the Orca Burger, ketchup only, with a side of plankton and a Shamu Shake...TOKYO (Reuters) - With Japan under fire for plans to expand its whaling program, a fast food chain is offering a new product aimed at using up stocks from past hunts -- whale burger. The 380 yen ($3.50) slice of fried minke whale in a bun went on sale Thursday at Lucky Pierrot, a restaurant chain in the port city of Hakodate on Japan's northernmost island of Hokkaido. "The taste and texture are somewhere between beef and fish," said Lucky Pierrot manager Miku Oh. "People in Hakodate have a long history of eating whale, so customers are looking forward to trying it."
Friday, June 24, 2005
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Courtesy of IMDB - you skins fans should love it . . .
Please Meet John Riggins:
You may not remember, or be able to picture in your mind John Riggins the football player, but, thanks to IMDb Publicity Photos there's a picture for John Riggins the actor. His 14 years in American Football earned him a spot in the Hall of Fame but his head was often encased in a helmet. Publicity Photos allows his rugged good looks to go with his burgeoning filmography . . .
OK, this thing is waaaay out of control:
Tom Cruise has revealed he and fiancèe Katie Holmes are already planning to have children - only a week after he proposed to her.
Asked if the couple would be hearing the patter of tiny feet, Cruise smiled and said 'yes'
You're not a girl.
What I'm saying is that this hoax has gone on far enough...there has never been a bigger sham relationship that I can remember...their PR people should be killed.
TC is insane:
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3tc.htm
Burr's brother Ty hated Bewitched:
Ill-conceived 'Bewitched' bothers and bewilders
By Ty Burr
Boston Globe
Published: 06/24/2005
Even by the lowest, loosest standards of silliness, "Bewitched" is a juvenile movie, made for people who watch their romantic comedies while wearing a bib.
Did the writers of Herbie: Fully Loaded do us a favor with a not-so-subliminal hint about the only way one might possibly achieve any enjoyment from this film?
Wow, that Tom Cruise interview is awful. Between the number of idiots who've been fawning over Tom Cruise for 20 years and the amount of propaganda he's absorbed locked away in those Scientology castles, he clearly thinks he's really smart. Except . . . he's an idiot, too.
He's frantically admonishing anyone who would prescribe psychotropic drugs -- or even psychology/psychiatry, and yet he comes off like the biggest brainwash victim since Jonestown.
I predict the cult of Scientology loses a high degree of credibility with Cruise's increasingly mouthy exposure.
Tom hasn't done any research on "normal" because I don't think he knows anything about normal. He thinks he knows, but he doesn't.
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