Wednesday, June 29, 2005

God Bless MTV

Look at what MTV has on tap (I will let you guess which one I think is an instant classic):

"Yo Mamma" - Wilmer Valderama searches for the country's most outrageous trash talkers
"Welcome to Crunkville" - Contestants move in with Atlanta-based hip-hop artists The Ying Yang Twins with the chance to win the deed to their mansion
"Omarion" - The recording artist's attempt to become a corporate mogul a la P. Diddy
"Mr. Rooney's Barbershop" - Offers a look into the Queens, N.Y.-based barbershop where local cutters scout for hip-hop talent from the 'hood
"Homewrecker" - Former "Jackass" star Ryan Dunn helps revenge-seeking viewers wreak havoc on someone's home
"There and Back" - Details the potential comeback of former O-Town singer Ashley Angel who is now broke, engaged and about to become a father
"Beyond Normal" - Tracks MTV News correspondent Gideon Yago as he helps young people whose lives have been turned upside down by crisis or conflict
"8th & Ocean" - A docu-soap about the lives of wannabe fashion models in Miami Beach
"Ten Years Later" - A scripted comedy based on the real-life story of former public-access star Jake Fogelnest.

It would be nice though if they could fit a video or two in a day.

5 comments:

Geoff said...

Eh...none of those are really blowing my skirt up. The new Austin Real World on the other hand...is spectacular.

Dennis said...

I can't wait til the day MTV becomes uncool to watch. I will be able to die a happy man at that point.

T.J. said...

I thing Welcome to Crunkville has some serious possibilities.

Jerry said...

Ugh.

Whitney said...

What's ridiculous is that it's passe to complain about "Music Television" not having any videos on it any more and only being tangentially related to music at all.