Square Peg, Round Hole

I stole this right off of ESPN.com...
Tony Womack's batting average is .239, his on-base percentage .273 and his slugging percentage .263. Those numbers make Womack the 790th best hitter in the majors leagues (out of 792), according to Baseball Prospectus.

Jesusfuckingchrist people, the guy is a 2B, not a CF. A piss poor 2B at that. Is there any wonder this $200 million team is 39-37? Just continue forcing overpaid donkeys onto the field because there are no better options a-holes (and no, I'm not ignoring the atrocious starting pitching, I simply do not have the energy to rip them right now). Thank god the Orioles and Rangers have decided to shit the bed the last 2 weeks, or there wouldn't even be a wild card chase to get excited about. George is getting very upset.