Thursday, August 11, 2016

The Test 57: Love Me Some Elevators

This week on The Test, I learn what Cunningham and Stacey have in common with Aerosmith: an inordinate passion for vertical people movers. Who knew?

No politics in this one, but there is some elevator-related religious discussion, and a frenetic cameo by my good friend and colleague Coach Brady. Whitney might remember him from a Spotswood girls varsity soccer game back in the '90's.  Brady was the head coach, I was his assistant, and Whitney was in town so we drafted him into service and dubbed him the "the crying coach" . . . because sometimes girls cry during soccer games and need someone to talk to . . . and for those of you who think you're too tough to cry, remember: if they took your smokes and maced you, you'd cry too.


13 comments:

  1. i'm working from home this week while my wife does teacher orientation stuff. turns out i'm really, really terrible at working from home.

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  2. i haven't always loved aj daulerio's methods, but man, is he getting fucked, but hard:

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdrange/2016/08/11/835/#4e2b1adf1bc6

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  3. the Russians...you can buy anything over there on the black market.
    including a dissertation.

    Duma member Igor Igoshin allegedly earned his economics degree by turning someone else’s paper on the Russian chocolate industry into a thesis on meat; the dissertation replaced every mention of “chocolate” with “beef,” “dark chocolate” with “home-grown beef,” and “white chocolate” with “imported beef.” All numbers, charts, and analysis were preserved in their original form.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/cover_story/2016/05/the_thriving_russian_black_market_in_dissertations_and_the_crusaders_fighting.html

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  4. Sounds like the practice of law--don't reinvent the wheel of you have a form to start with.

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  5. The fucking commercials man!!!!

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  6. We will see Phelps in 2020, winning more medals.

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  7. Just got a retweet from Mr KQ's bruh in law.

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  8. I think you meant to type "Jeah that's right"

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  9. So, Simone Manuel's coach started out at W&M
    How do I know this?
    Saw him hugging Simone after she won the gold and the NBC announcer said "that's her Stanford coach"
    And I was like "he's hot"
    So I googled and learned that he was the W&M swim team coach while some of you guys were in school

    Also, this led me + KQ to come up with a really awesome movie idea.
    Well, it's KQ's idea, inspired by me.
    You guys will all be invited to the premiere in few years.
    It's going to be epic.

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  10. What about EJ Manuel's coach?

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  11. Seriously. Epic. We are really impressed with ourselves.

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