The Test 57: Love Me Some Elevators

This week on The Test, I learn what Cunningham and Stacey have in common with Aerosmith: an inordinate passion for vertical people movers. Who knew?

No politics in this one, but there is some elevator-related religious discussion, and a frenetic cameo by my good friend and colleague Coach Brady. Whitney might remember him from a Spotswood girls varsity soccer game back in the '90's.  Brady was the head coach, I was his assistant, and Whitney was in town so we drafted him into service and dubbed him the "the crying coach" . . . because sometimes girls cry during soccer games and need someone to talk to . . . and for those of you who think you're too tough to cry, remember: if they took your smokes and maced you, you'd cry too.