Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Requiem for a Mayor

Yesterday we lost one of the greats in entertainment.  

Yes, David Bowie passed away too, but I'm here to remember the work of character actor David Margulies.  You may remember him from his cinematic turns in 9 & 1/2 Weeks, Ace Ventura or even Ishtar. Alternatively, you may recall his television appearances on Kojak, Law & Order, or as Tony Soprano's lawyer.  However, David will always be best remembered as Mayor Lenny Clotch, the man who saved the lives of millions of registered voters from the wrath of Gozer the Gozerian.



Godspeed Lenny, may Cardinal Mike be waiting for you the pearly gates. 

15 comments:

rob said...

clemson's gonna be must see teevee next year, aren't they? deshaun watson is incandescent.

TR said...

And his guitar sound... is incendiary.

Mark said...

It's not just Watson. Clemson brings back their entire OLine, both tailbacks and 3 of its top 4 receivers were true freshman this year. That offense is going to rival the all time greats of the modern era.

Marls said...

Why are we limiting it to the modern era? Are you worried that the 1945 Army team offense was better?

rob said...

they did have both mr inside and mr outside, marls

Mark said...

I'm hedging my bets, Marls. Don't want to incur the wrath of all the college football historians who frequent this blog.

Marls said...

Rob is Beano Cook for the next generation.

zman said...

Because he's a big fan of Ron Powlus?

rob said...

former butler center andrew smith passed away today after battling cancer for a couple of years. 26 years old. fuck you, cancer.

Mark said...

Rob also thought Ron Powlus was going to win three heisman trophies. So, yes, Zman.

TR said...

Coker is about to be the most oversexed acne sufferer in the history of ever.

TR said...

Maryland at Michigan is on ESPN at 9 PM. Check out the Terps if you haven't seem them play yet. They are stacked.

rob said...

if diamond stone plays a second year at maryland, he's going to be a freakbeast. yeah, that's right.

rob said...

terps in danger of getting beileined

mr kq said...

Let's go Mountaineers! Let's go drink some beers!