Friday, November 18, 2011

This is zman's Friday filler

You gotta admit, that's quite a sign:



Also, because we are bereft of ideas today, how 'bout some captions in the comments for this gem.

[Pic via Happy Place]

24 comments:

zman said...

This is why I went to W&M instead of St. Andrews.

Squeaky said...

Students plan rally for new university motto: "from first to foreskin"

zman said...

"Please enquire at the library help desk if you have any questions."

What are these floors made of that they are so easily and irreparably stained by a little splooj?

rob said...

that was my first reaction, too, zman. that, and thinking that ken bloom would've been expelled from st. andrews before his first semester ended.

Marls said...

Somebody needed to put this sign on the inside of Derek B's closet.

Danimal said...

Thanks a lot Prince Willy.....Wanker!

Danimal said...

Meet me next to the swilcan bridge at half ten tonight. I will bring the lotion. You bring the peanut butter.

rob said...

anyone a little put off by boeheim's reaction to the bernie fine suspension? i get loyalty, but coming out swinging against an alleged child molestation victim seems a bit tone deaf, to put it mildly.

T.J. said...

If the allegations are true, Jimmy B looks reallllly bad.

zman said...

"He makes the point that he was around and traveling with the team," Boeheim said. "Not that I know of. I never saw him. He is quoted -- (that) I saw him in the room. I have never been in Bernie Fine's room in my life. That is an outright lie."

Really? In 35 years of working and travelling together he never went to Fine's hotel room once? I predict that Boeheim's deposition won't go well.

Dennis said...

Legal question regarding the recent outbreak of abuse to those well versed in the subject: why don't the laws protect the identity of both the accuser AND the accused in these types of sensitive cases - at least until there's a conviction? Wouldn't it make sense that this might encourage victims to come forward more readily and at the same time protect those who may actually be innocent during the mud-slinging phase?

I bet Tim Tebow could explain this to me...

Danimal said...

We can be tebows
Just for one day

T.J. said...

danimal loves him some Tebow

Mark said...

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Mark said...

If he's wrong on this Boeheim signed his own retirement papers with his comments. Way too over the top.

TR said...

You saying Boeheim is out of touch with reality? A 60+ legendary coach who has spent his entire career at one institution, racking up victories and garnering immnese amounts of fame and respect is out of touch? A millionaire who is the face of their college is out of touch?

Haven't we heard this story before?

T.J. said...

You leave Daddy Warbucks out of this.

Marls said...

Jim Calhoun wants you to know that because of the money generated by the Mens BB program he can molest anybody he wants.

Mark said...

Marls wins.

Dave said...

that "masturbation notice" is not real.

Dave said...

just googled it-- it is a fake.

zman said...

Dave knows this because he masturbated in the St. Andrews library and they provided complimentary lotion and tissues.

T.J. said...

Hey Dave, lighten up. It's not like Disney prevented you from jerking off while there.

T.J. said...

Tribe hoops post up.