Friday, October 21, 2011

Oooo Rev Ain't Right!

One of my favorite Ghostface songs is Wu Banga 101 which includes the stanza:

Bottles goin off in the church, we broke the wine
Slapped the pastor, didn't know Pop had asthma
He pulled out his blue bible, change fell out his coat
Three condoms, two dice, one bag of dope
Ooo! Rev. ain't right, his church ain't right
Deacon is a pimp, tell by his eyes
Mrs. Parks said, "Brother Starks, meet you at the numbers spot
Heard you got red tops out, and I want a lot"
Shirley fainted dead on the spot
Two ushers slipped eighty dollars right out the pot
Oh shit!
This might be a reference to the pastor married to this "Family Feud" contestant:



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27 comments:

Igor said...

Rob, the Stone Roses are reuniting for a tour.

Jerry said...

This has got to be the worst football weekend of the year. Nothing exciting during the day on Saturday and a few OK games at night. NFL slate is definitely the worst of the season -- Texans-Titans is decent and that's it.

Primetime games are absolutely brutal -- Saints/Colts and Ravens/Jags.

Jerry said...

Even the Saturday soccer games suck.

Igor said...

Stay up late on Saturday night and watch the rugby world cup final.

TR said...

Saturday soccer sucks, but Sunday soccer is huge.

Man U vs. Man City. Should be an epic match. Man City is atop the tables right now. Mario Balotelli turned off his crazy switch and has been lighting it up for City.

Jerry said...

Man City is going to be dominant for a while unless the Financial Fair Play regulations actually have teeth (very unlikely).

Mark said...

This crappy football weekend is perfect timing for me. Florida has a bye and, as Jerry said, the only good college games are at night. I'm going to a local church's fall fair to ride hastily assembled rides and eat fried foods.

zman said...

Mario Batalli?

zman said...

And I'm down with the stone roses reunion tour. If you don't like it I'll shoot you down.

rob said...

but jerry, teeeebow is playing. the media tells me i should care about that game. why can't you?

and the stone roses are nicenice.

rob said...

had the pleasure of meeting rep. roscoe bartlett (r-md) today. not quite as cool as roscoe p coltrane, but a kindly older gentleman nonetheless.

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Jerry said...

I'm interested in Tebow. Denver-Miami will probably get top 3 billing in the early window at my place.

T.J. said...

Who's excited for West Virginia/Syracuse tonight? Oh, right, nobody.

Danimal said...

the games do blow don't they. the osu/missouri game could be interesting (noon). other than that it's irish/usc at 7 tirty. danimal has a hall pass for the eve. oh boy.

rob said...

hey dad at the dance studio who thinks he's the funniest guy in the room and is letting us all know at peak volume, how 'bout a warm glass of shut the fuck up?

zman said...

How's the dancing? A kid's recital sounds like a great follow-up to a day at a trade show.

rob said...

no, no - this was only dance practice. we talkin' 'bout practice. not a recital. not a recital. practice.

Mark said...

We sittin' here talkin' 'bout dance practice?!!?

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rob said...

dana holgorson's a wackdoodle, isn't he?

rob said...

option pass up 35-16? marrone's trying to make holgorson have an aneurysm, isn't he?

T.J. said...

The Big East is a fucking joke.

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