Saturday, September 03, 2011

College Football On Television This Evening

There are two huge games tonight - that we all know. If you don't, here they are:


So, I thought I should proved expert analysis on both games. Here we go...

Vs.


It wouldn't be college football season without those yang ladies from Georgia reappearing in a post, and I do apologize, but that is the absolute best I could find for the Broncos. Looks like I'll go with rob here and bet the Dawgs...big.
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Vs.
The pictures, much like this game, are phenomenal. Losing your starting quarterback because he's a complete dumbass would crush most teams, but LSU often doesn't give two shits about the offensive side of the ball anyway, so I'll still go LSU here behind the wily skillz of the General (Jarrett) Lee.

107 comments:

rob said...

i just paid for street parking in dc with my phone, then added time when the first period expired. the future is bitchin'.

Danimal said...

Nice. Told ya....Oregon cheerleaders are the best in the business. And they're the Beavers for Pete's sake! Whatever. Close enough.
Whit- squirt catcher?

Mark said...

Oh my. That young lady from Oregon is talented. I bet she has a good weed hook up too.

I'm guessing that Rob is enjoying this Auburn-Utah State game.

Really looking forward to Notre Dame-USF.

T.J. said...

Chris Cooley has to be psyched right now...

Shlara said...

Yes, Whitney. We don't want it to get too boys locker-room-ish at all on GTB. TJ clearly agrees too

T.J. said...

Shlara, we'll get you some Jay Wright dong photos as soon as they become available.

Mark said...

My wife likes to drink. Being pregnant during CFB season is going to be rough on her.

zman said...

This is the best CFB content we could come up with?

If he was a woman, Mardy Fish could be the female equivalent of Jack Sock.

I guess everyone is watching TV tonight so I won't see you at the Elevator Repair Service's production of The Sun Also Rises this evening?

Mark said...

I was going to write an exhaustive summary of all the unique angles of Florida's season opener tonight (and there are, legitimately, a ton of them) but then I remembered that nobody who reads G:TB cares about Florida other than Jerry or Greg. And I also got drunk and watched Baylor-TCU.

Danimal said...

Nothing like starting w a 14 point swing in the wrong direction.

Danimal said...

And prior to kickoff said I just wanted a stress free game which never happens w these fuckers.

Mark said...

That was very wishful thinking on your part, Dan. USF has too many athletes for this game to be stress free for Notre Dame.

Danimal said...

No doubt. I knew this was going to be a tight one. Never expected stress free.

Danimal said...

Athletes and a kicker. That would have gone in from 60. Good times.

Mark said...

Dan - Don't know if you get FoxSports Florida but JMU-UNC is currently airing.

Mark said...

Big stop by the Irish.

Danimal said...

Yeah....just saw that....got it on the other tv tho as suspected unc coasting.
HUGE stop by Irish there.

Danimal said...

Yeah mark....got that on too. Nd cannot go a series w out stepping on their penis'
Look for a fumble here. Flag. Int. Whatever.

Mark said...

There's your int. Wow.

Danimal said...

An Int it is!

Mark said...

What a terrible fucking throw.

Danimal said...

Crist may get yanked if they/he doesn't turn things around.

mayhugh said...

I'm tuning in late on the USF/ND game but, good grief, does ND's defense look slow, almost from position to position.

mayhugh said...

And Brian Kelly has been having his offense come to practice, hasn't he? What have they been working on for the past few weeks. They can't throw, run, catch or block at all.

Danimal said...

They Fuckin blow. Don't know why I continue to watch these fuckers and put my family through this. As an aside, midway thru that sentence I got summoned to the shitter to wipe my boy declanimals ass.

Danimal said...

Now watching tennis and bosox. I'm Fuckin done w these queers. Seriously. Tapping out.

T.J. said...

Is zman seriously complaining that we posted pics of hot chicks in lieu of a real college football post?

Mark said...

Dayne Crist is being interviewed by Doug Flutie wearing what amounts to a Gator polo. I actually own the same one.

Danimal said...

Crist's last interview too. This weather delay will hurt nd further. Don't ask me why. It just will.

Mark said...

Watching Lane Kiffin fail never, ever gets old.

Danimal said...

Jmu just completed an 11-minute, 18 play drive to score a....field goal. Whaa whaa whaa

rob said...

where are the william and mary cheerleaders in this post?

just got back from spending the day at the national zoo, maximizing our family time there before president perry strips its public funding. back just in time to see the tribe. giddyup.

rob said...

not loving this first uva drive.

T.J. said...

Decided to don the Notre Dame tshirt for this Nats game, despite the impending atrocious loss

T.J. said...

Touchdown Jesus dialed up Mother Nature and asked for a favor I see

rob said...

steady...steady...

Danimal said...

Baby Jesus definitely f'n w usf 's mojo. Baby Jesus is #1.

Uva game on what? Espn3?

rob said...

yes, espn3.

tribe with a big 4th and 1 stop at midfield.

rob said...

arrrrrgh. paulus just missed a wide open receiver for an easy 6.

Danimal said...

I hope nd is utilizing this time to:
Practice catching punts
tackle w out handling opponents facemask
catch passes
throw passes
and repeat

Whitney said...

I'm at the ODU/Campbell game. It ain't big time, but it's fun as balls.

In a suite, just offered to help out by buying a 12-pack of bud light from the suite lady. A mere $44 plus tax and tip.

Danimal said...

Rob- is paulus related to the former duke bball and syracuse fball player?

The boise and lsu games are going to be over before this nd game.

Whitney said...

Danimal, wtf happened to Madison today? That game shoulda been interesting. And you should care more about your alma mater than your bandwagon.

Danimal said...

Ur right. I should. Especially w the bandwagon being who they are.

zman said...

$44 for 12 beers is a bargain by NYC standards.

Mark said...

Danimal - Yes. Paulus is the younger brother. Started his career at UNC.

Danimal said...

Yeah but z....that was BEFORE tip.

Danimal said...

I guess layCOCK gave him a better offer.

Mark said...

Penalty or not, its nice to have Jeff Demps back.

Whitney said...

Z, when you live in the most important city in the world, and therefore are one of the most important citizens in the world, you must pay for such a privilege. In SE VA, that price is nuts.

rob said...

*this* is the third-best team in 1-aa? the defense, maybe. the offense is dreadful.

Danimal said...

Nd game starting soon. Crist yanked. His next interview will be on the job hunt.

Whitney said...

A bad Laycock offense is a rarity. And disheartening. But it's early. Let's see some adjustments, 'cock.

rob said...

paulus 1 for 9, 4 yards. on the bright side, can't get worse.

Danimal said...

Another turnover inside usf s 5....fun

rob said...

anybody know how to enable the score auto update function on espn3?

rob said...

this is not a case of the tribe being overmatched - paulus just looks terrible. a competent quarterback has this game close.

Mark said...

Florida looks like an honest to goodness football team. It's early but this is a vast improvement over last year's opener.

Danimal said...

Missed fg inside of 30 yds

Mark said...

Have to keep reminding myself this is only the first game & that this FAU because Florida looks GUHD. After last year, this is overwhelming.

T.J. said...

Nats rookie pitcher Tommy Milone crushed a three run homer on the first MLB pitch he ever saw

rob said...

georgia's uniforms are making my eyes bleed

rob said...

uva cheerleaders look as you might expect them to: entitled, uptight, and dismissive of guys like us.

Mark said...

Get to know the anme Dominique Easley. Sophomore DT for Florida from Staten Island. Best first step I've seen on a DT in years. Maybe ever at Florida.

T.J. said...

so did we have a confirmed bed shitting by the perenially overrated Irish yet?

Mark said...

23-13 USF with about 5 minutes left.

rob said...

sec speed on display in the georgia dome

Whitney said...

Tribe soiling themselves as well in Snootsville.

rob said...

yeah, that's not really the start the wrens were hoping for

rob said...

doug gottlieb is on the twitter postulating an 18 or 20-team pac 12. next step, relegation-style 90-team pro league.

Danimal said...

Another game delay. Unreal.

rob said...

everybody on georgia seems to have the same last name. weird.

rob said...

tribe scores! tribe scores!

rob said...

i like the orange florida uniforms. they remind me of kerwin bell.

Mark said...

Nice Kerwin Bell reference. Head Coach at Jacksonville University. Coached Brantley in high school in Ocala.

rob said...

turrrrrrrible play by barner

Danimal said...

ole baw coach down 10 at half

Mark said...

Will MUschamp just had his first major meltdown on the sidelines for Florida. It was glorious.

Danimal said...

if anyone wondering, the nd game has resumed play with a quick INT by ND...5th turnover of game. (1 returned for a td; 1 in the end zone; 2 deep in their territory; and this latest one) they have the ball again with 2:28 left.
so teej yes, bed shitting confirmed. crist gets a bit of a raw deal there...
go boise!

rob said...

kellen moore is really accurate, given time. and boise's d-line is balls. impressed.

Danimal said...

so you're saying there's a chance?
nd just went 99 yards in 2 min...down 4 before extra point...21 seconds left...

Danimal said...

so. fla recovers on-side kick...they obviously didn't watch the auburn game.
6 hours later, it's in the books. they blew. but to lose by 3 with that kind of game is at least a little encouraging? maybe? one of these days they'll schedule the likes of nease high school for their opener.

rob said...

encouraging, huh? that's what touchdown jesus has come to?

Danimal said...

i didn't say encouraging. i said, encouraging?

rob said...

just saw how utah state blew that game. for fuck's sake.

Dave said...

4 books for whit?

rob said...

i've got 13. can't imagine he has more than that. not sure he reads.

rob said...

gonna resubmit this question from the last thread:

hip hop heads - what can you tell me about k. flay? she's pretty good on an mc lars & ytcracker track i found on spotify.

Danimal said...

Gamecocks break out whoop ass can.....wow. Up 25

Danimal said...

Rob I wish I could help you. Keep asking though. Don't give up.

rob said...

i said hip hop heads, not hillbillies

rob said...

man, thank goodness i took danimal's 'don't bet week one' advice.

Danimal said...

Fuck Notre Dame. Boise State is my new bitches.

Mark said...

Rob - I hope you didn't bet the kids college fund on Georgia...

rob said...

very little is going the way i want it to this evening. hope the wife lets me sleep in my own bed.

Danimal said...

Do you have one of those little racecar beds? Those are cool.

rob said...

damn right. i make gear-shifting noises while i'm working my magic.

Danimal said...

Ball game again.....for now anyway.
Sorry Rob. That was fucked up.

Danimal said...

That's funny.
And Kellen Moore is already with wife?

rob said...

the bcs folk just threw up in their mouth a little bit. gonna be hard to keep boise out after this. can't see two big conference teams going unbeaten.

Danimal said...

Whatever the over/under is on the number of seasons Richt has left at Georgia, I'll take the under.

Danimal said...

Ok. Maybe too soon in making such a statement.

T.J. said...

Lifehouse bitches

Danimal said...

What I said at 10:55

T.J. said...

Danimal, did you fucking jinx a Boise win?

Danimal said...

Negative ghostrider. Boise victorious. Up 14 with 70 seconds left. (that's 1 minute 10 seconds)

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