Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Karma's a bitch, eh Juice?**

Extremely busy down at the cracker factory today, but I just couldnt pass up this gem from that bastion of professional journalism, the National Enquirer:


**And Juice, just because you think Karma is a bitch doesn't mean you get to behead her and her current boyfriend (er, I mean waiter friend).

28 comments:

  1. anyone else get annoyed with the "paul frederick dress shirt" ad that is always on espn radio? anyone? this "introductory" offer has been going on for 2 or so years. it bothers me.

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  2. I get annoyed with 2-3 radio ads a week d-mal...let's get a new grip please.

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  3. tell me again why pat knight still has a job

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  4. Pat Knight fights MMA in his off time. Seriously. I'm not joking.

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  5. he may have more time to work on his moves soon

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  6. #3Bids4CAA got not favors from VCU tonight

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  7. no shit - they got woodshedded

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  8. Yes, thank you rob. Superb work.

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  9. i just started the movement - i can't be expected to actually do anything

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  10. All proceeds go to your lifts.

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  11. no, i'm happy with the height. lasik would be nice, tho.

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  12. Following this tribe game on twitter is gonna give me a coronary

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  13. charles jenkins is a bad man

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  14. We just lost on a 30 footer by Chaz Jenkins. Twitter told me. And rob.

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  15. calling it now #wrensmakethecaasemis

    might need to work on the hashtag

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  16. Dickie V just told us someone was a "slam jam bammer"

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  17. Rob, you realize your nemesis, despite his supposed role of voice for the midmajor, will never promote you hastag?

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  18. I wouldn't get lazik. I've heard scary things.

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  19. i would love to be able to shoot lasers out of my eyes, but i can't afford lasik just yet.

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  20. Rob - I got Lasik in 2003. I had been legally blind as of the 4th grade. While the 20 page disclaimer prior to the procedure was a little scary, the procedure itself was a matter of minutes. I went home, took a 2-hour nap, and I could see pretty much perfectly when I woke up. I still have 20/10 vision, which means I could be a fighter pilot, if only I could fit in the cockpit (insert gay joke here).

    When I did it, they made you sleep in goggles for a couple of weeks to avoid rubbing your eyes and tearing the incision. Not sure if they still do that, but it might scare your wife...

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  21. Flynn got lasik back when it was a fairly new phenomenon, so folks bought into it when he showed up at the bar Mr. Day's in DC with wrap-around blind person shades and a flouresecent mesh vest and pretended to be blind all night. Many stupidly funny stories ensued.

    Not sure at this point if anyone would believe it, but if GTB proceeds fund Rob's lasik, it should come with the string attached that he has to pull some such stunt.

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  22. rob should reenact a Major Lazer video if we get him lazik.

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  23. Mini Me, stop humping the "laser".

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  24. Donald Trump yesterday said he is interested in buying some or most of the Mets as a way to help the Queens baseball team's struggling owners -- who are reeling from the financial fallout of Bernie Madoff's massive fraud.


    Alrighty. The New Jersey Generals Part II.

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  25. Trumps' Mets.....catchy. douchebag.

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  26. I am hoping Mark Cuban buys them. Or Carlos Slim Helu.

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