July 26, 1991 - In sleepy Sarasota, FL, Paul Reubens gets busted for working his little man during the Oscar-winning flick "Nurse Nancy". The film, starring screen legends Sandra Scream and Peter North, is apparently so good Pee-Wee Herman (as he's known to a legion of kids raised by him and his Playhouse pals) can't help but celebrate the film's excellence by rubbing one out...making him an international punchline overnight. God bless ya Pee Wee, the supply of jokes was endless...a sampling from the way-back machine:Did you hear that Pee-Wee declined representation?
He figures he can get himself off
Do you know who Pee-Wee's insurance company is?
All-State, the good-hands people
Did you hear about the new Pee-Wee Herman doll?
It pulls its own string
So endeth our first installment of "This Day in History". We'll be back soon enough with all our N.A.S.A and Joey Buttafuocco jokes. And perhaps even an update from "Dennis and Michael's Excellent Adventure". Oh yeah, Happy Independence Day to all you Liberians out there...
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By the way, Reubens was terrifc in Blow as Derek Foreal...and he wasn't half bad as Waiter for 45 seconds in Blues Brothers.
in other news, lance bass is gay. i'm shocked. shocked.
Unreal...you beat me (no pun intended) to that by 15 seconds...
Lance Bass is gay, and Ken Jennings is calling Alex Trebek a robot
gtb has its finger on the pulse of gay nation.
GTB: OutSports Deux
innnnteresting doings over at shea stadium...
never mind
The Celtics have been Pittsnogled...
Dennis just sent me a text to let us know the boys just made their first Jumbotron appearance...I can only assume it was the Kiss Me Cam.
man, there are just some things a brain can't unsee.
"I'm The Hoff!"
David Hasselhoff was barred from boarding a flight to Los Angeles because he showed up too drunk at London's Heathrow airport, according to reports. The former Baywatch star had his travel plans postponed by two hours yesterday after airport officials declared him unfit to fly. Witnesses tell British newspaper The Sun the 54-year-old, who claims to have beaten his battle with booze, was clearly inebriated and his behavior startled them. One source, who saw the actor pick up the boss of the airport's duty free shop, said, "He seemed merry. He's a huge fella and the manageress is tiny. He picked her up then put her down." A British Airways spokesman confirmed, "A male passenger was denied boarding on the BA279 Heathrow to Los Angeles service because he was deemed unfit for travel. He was assessed later and passed fit to fly on BA283." Hasselhoff's publicist could not immediately be reached by Wenn for comment.
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