“You have to be odd to be number one.” -- Theodore Seuss Geisel
I don't know if Dave's number one, but he's got one of the prerequisites. Somehow, we managed to skip our annual celebration of the good Doctor and the good Dave the past few years. Won't happen again, not on my watch. Happy Birthday to the Davest of the Daves.
Happy Birthday to Dave, D. Pave, Death, Pelligashe, a Poor Man's Galileo, the Renaissance Man, Thok, a Random Idiot, Almighty Yojo, Mr. Truck, and all the rest.
It was always a little rough in the Burg. When I delivered for Paul's I was fortunate enough to visit a number of trailer parks, including the one behind Bob Evans where people liked to practice shooting at all the signs in the park. The only time I've ever had a gun in my face was in Paul's--Basil, the cook with the leather Dallas Cowboys hat, and I used to like to break each other's balls and I guess I crossed a line one time because he pulled his revolver on me.
I suppose it's good that this thread has been revived so we all know not to fuck with Basil. I've been avoiding cilantro for years, and now I learn this.
my niece got married this weekend to her high school sweetheart. both great kids. his name is brock. i told her if she's in the market for a tattoo, whitney's got a guy. joke for three.
your tribe seems pretty locked into the sixth seed in the caa tournament with a win tomorrow against hampton. sixth is better than seventh because it means a game against nc a&t versus one of the muddled middle.
your tribe beats hampton, 94-85, to finish the season 19-11, 10-8 in the league. as the sixth seed, w&m plays 11th-seeded elon. as it happens, the phoenix beat the tribe twice by identical three-point margins. three wins on the trot for the good guys, so at least they're playing good ball at the right time. tip is at 8:30 pm on saturday, just in time for a collective of drunken w&m alums to be well lubricated.
Happy Birthday to Dave, D. Pave, Death, Pelligashe, a Poor Man's Galileo, the Renaissance Man, Thok, a Random Idiot, Almighty Yojo, Mr. Truck, and all the rest.
ReplyDeletewow, i've got a lot of alter egos for a 52 year old . . .
ReplyDeletethe usual on SoD . . . you need to appreciate the slant rhyme:
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Happy Birthday, Dave.
ReplyDeleteThings getting rough in the old neighborhood
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Happy birthday Dave.
ReplyDeleteIt was always a little rough in the Burg. When I delivered for Paul's I was fortunate enough to visit a number of trailer parks, including the one behind Bob Evans where people liked to practice shooting at all the signs in the park. The only time I've ever had a gun in my face was in Paul's--Basil, the cook with the leather Dallas Cowboys hat, and I used to like to break each other's balls and I guess I crossed a line one time because he pulled his revolver on me.
This confused me, but happy birthday, Dave!
ReplyDeleteI suppose it's good that this thread has been revived so we all know not to fuck with Basil. I've been avoiding cilantro for years, and now I learn this.
ReplyDeletemy bad. i was in a hurry to celebrate dave.
ReplyDeleteI believe Basil is dead, but not from gunplay.
ReplyDeleteOh, and happy birthday to Dave.
ReplyDeletezwoman had a cat named Parsley. Happy birthday Dave.
ReplyDeletemy niece got married this weekend to her high school sweetheart. both great kids. his name is brock. i told her if she's in the market for a tattoo, whitney's got a guy. joke for three.
ReplyDeleteyour tribe seems pretty locked into the sixth seed in the caa tournament with a win tomorrow against hampton. sixth is better than seventh because it means a game against nc a&t versus one of the muddled middle.
ReplyDeletesecretary rubio says we attacked iran, “proactively, in a defensive way”. george orwell could not be reached for comment.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to KQ
ReplyDeleteyour tribe beats hampton, 94-85, to finish the season 19-11, 10-8 in the league. as the sixth seed, w&m plays 11th-seeded elon. as it happens, the phoenix beat the tribe twice by identical three-point margins. three wins on the trot for the good guys, so at least they're playing good ball at the right time. tip is at 8:30 pm on saturday, just in time for a collective of drunken w&m alums to be well lubricated.
ReplyDeleteTribe finished 6-9 away from the TribeDome.
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