Tuesday, September 29, 2015
"The DraftKings Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2017. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. DraftKings begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
"DraftKings fights back?"
"Yes. It launches its parlays against the targets in Russia."
"Why attack Russia? Aren't they our friends now?"
"Because DraftKings knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here."