Monday, January 19, 2015

Fashion is...Spectacular

Don Cherry turns 80 in three weeks. Don Cherry (on the left, if you're contextually deficient) this tonight:
The legendary Canadian hockey coach and broadcaster is known for wearing clothes nearly as outrageous as his personality. Put differently, Don Cherry gives no fucks.

On his birthday a year ago, Huffington Post offered a compendium of the former Boston Bruin and Colorado Rockie (Rocky?) coach's Top 25 suits. With all due respect to the Post, it's a half-assed effort, at best. A simple Google search shows us a dozen outfits that dazzle in their sheer I-did-it-my-way ballsiness.

This blog is 11 years old. And we've never mentioned Don Cherry once before now. I assume it's because our editorial leadership is rabidly anti-Canadian.

I'm a 38 short, in case any of you are starting to get ideas.

34 comments:

  1. For one of the strangest musical performances, please see last night's SNL.

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  2. Walt Frazier says "Don Cherry ain't got shit on me" as he brushes lint off his pony skin blazer.

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  3. clyde is the man, but he ain't no don cherry. for starters, he's not batshit crazy.

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  4. lane kiffin's a machiavellian genius, man. lining himself up as the oc in san fran so that he's in position when apparent crazy person jim tomsula flames out. 'course, kiffin's proven several times that he's not head coach material, but he appears to me made of teflon.

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  5. MLK Day is an odd holiday. I'd bet most people don't get the day off work. I've never had it off of work and I once worked for a company that have us Columbus Day off.

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  6. Mark, MLK Day is actually "a day ON, not a day off"

    If you're not at work, you should be volunteering. For realz. Do something good for someone else today.

    http://www.nationalservice.gov/mlkday2015

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  7. Tribe are a 13 seed in the most recent bracketology.

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  8. And they'd be playing in Jacksonville based on this projection. A summit would have to happen if things shook out this way.

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  9. at my first wiz game since gheorghefest. hoping to see the big fella.

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  10. The entire zfamily is sick but for me. zwoman had a 103 fever yesterday so zneighbors stopped by with a meal including sous vide prepared short ribs. They were delicious but have given me the nastiest most noxious farts ever. Coupled with zdaughter's stomach bug/shits, zhome smells like the monkey house at the Bronx zoo.

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  11. You should come over and watch the Knicks. I'll give you a SARS mask.

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  12. 12 Inches of Snow is 22 years old today. I'm sure you've all listened to Informer repeatedly in celebration.

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  13. ah, my bad, ken. didn't see this until i left the building.

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  14. I have decided that Jeff Adrien wins this year's "Holy crap, you're STILL in the NBA!" award.

    It is known as "The Voskuhl".

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  15. Still here, grab one after? I know Clarence would.

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  16. And my friends don't call me Ken.

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  17. comfortably home, sadly, kennarino.

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  18. Ken Marino? Do you want him to dip his balls in something?

    Mr. KQ, is Clarence really that predictable? Yes, probably.

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  19. Knicks are almost done blowing a 13 point lead. Last possession featured dribbles off the ball handlers own feet, lost handles, slow rolling passes, and a shot clock violation as the ball handler was on his back on the floor.

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  20. And it smells like farts in my family room

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