It's Christmas eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful, if mama meets Jesus tonight
Shut up. Your song is stupid. Your shoes are stupid. BUT...not as stupid as these "shoes":
|Pic of these atrocities via Paste Magazine|
WTF ARE THESE?!?!