Friday, July 27, 2012

Squirrlympians


From across the Pteromyini world, squirrels of all shapes and sizes are coming together in London to root for a pair of our own in the 2012 Summer Olympics. 

60kg American Greco-Roman wrestler Ellis Coleman comes by his "Flying Squirrel" nickname on the strength of his signature takedown, seen here:


 

The Oak Park, IL native actually has a pet squirrel named Rocky (natch), and while he's unlikely to take home a medal, he's already at the top of the G:TB podium.

In what might pass for a bizarre coincidence if one didn't know of Scuridae's plans for world domination, the U.S. delegation in London boasts another Flying Squirrel. 16 year-old Virginia Beach native Gabby Douglas earned her moniker as a result of her inordinate bounce and athleticism. Unlike Coleman, Douglas is one of two Americans favored to contend for all-around gold, and is poised to lead the U.S. women to their first team gold since 1996.



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I think you know who we're pulling for.

89 comments:

zman said...

My signature move is the flying camel.

Jerry said...

This Honduras-Morocco game is pretty decent.

rob said...

it was pretty good yesterday when it actually happened, too

Jerry said...

It's another demonstration of the timeless nature of the Honduras-Morocco rivalry.

rob said...

it was a pretty great match. several of the early round matches have been very entertaining.

TR said...

Is that Kenneth Branagh. It is!

rob said...

branagh!

zman said...

When is ewan macgregor going to dive into a toilet?

rob said...

poppinses!

TR said...

Really wish Lauer had said "he wshakier not be named" instead of Voldemort. Poor form to cater to the Death Eaters.

TR said...

Mr. Bean!? Is Ali G next? Benny Hill?

rob said...

that's a pretty impressive typo. count me in the 'enjoying this' camp.

TR said...

I want to enjoy this ceremony, but it's just too odd. China in '08 was one major spectacle, but this is just a bizarre display. My 4 y/o, on the other hand, is blown away by it all.

With that said...Queen!!!

TR said...

If they play Duran Duran, I'll be pissed.

TR said...

Prodigy. Unexpected. We may indeed see Ewan dive into a toilet.

TR said...

Hugh Grant. Nice to celebrate whore lovers.

TR said...

Crossing my fingers for The Streets.

zman said...

Dizzee rascal?

zman said...

No flat screens in the uk.

zman said...

I hope the british bulldogs make an appearance.

zman said...

Megan Calvert wrote that Kellogg's ad.

rob said...

hope you caught the brief trainspotting nod

zman said...

I had to clean up some cat vomit and missed it. But the pet shop boys make cat vomit cool.

TR said...

West. End. Girls.

TR said...

Comoros = fake country

zman said...

The Czechs were dressed by the Poles.

TR said...

The capital of Djibouti...is Djibouti.

zman said...

Djibouti. That's what it is.

zman said...

zwoman just learned that pro athletes play in the Olympics.

TR said...

Dominican Republic has some fetching senoritas.

TR said...

Did you and Zwoman get a sitter for tomorrow's throwdown? Just do it.

zman said...

The Estonians are wearing bubble wrap in homage to Zoltan.

zman said...

We got a sitter. In curious as to how the music will pan out.

TR said...

Macedonia get the Bee Gees for their entrance song. Naturally.

zman said...

Just so you know ... We used to be Yugoslavia but now we are macedonia.

TR said...

Party music will be awful, and your wife may charge the DJ stand and demand good music...like my wife drunkenly did last year. Kinda awkward, but kinda awesome. The DJ will likely be a clueless college kid. We can coerce some funk from him.

zman said...

I should bring my iPod laden with Bahamian beats.

TR said...

I think keeping a "Groove is in the Heart" or a "Steal My Sunshine" in your back pocket will help. Don't underestimate the whiteness of the crowd.

zman said...

All hungarian Olympians are named laszlo or zsofia or Zoltan

zman said...

Disco is key.

TR said...

Iran. Such handsome men.

TR said...

Whoa. Ireland sneaking in some sexy ladies.

zman said...

I'm an Olympic caliber breaststroker.

zman said...

I honestly never heard of Kiribati before

TR said...

How can Kenya have a white man waving the flag?

TR said...

USA needs to pull rank on the alphabet thing. I'm getting tired. Can't we cut Morocco or Laos? It's too late and I'm too drunk.

zman said...

Agreed. I should've watched project runway on demand instead.

Shlara said...

Short pants!

Mark said...

You guys really fizzled out at the end. Way to be old.

rob said...

i had to get up at 5 to run 16 miles. in retrospect, that seems pretty dumb. anyone wanna massage my hammies?

rob said...

glorious kazakh hero!

Danimal said...

Ice bath.

Danimal said...

Rob...when is ur marathon?

rob said...

vets day weekend in richmond, danimal

T.J. said...

so much olympics going on now...head exploding...

rob said...

indeed. it's glorious.

Danimal said...

That is in nov. mileage is up there considering. Stay healthy my friend.

rob said...

our girl rapinoe with a tally

rob said...

doing a program with a local running club/store, danimal. just running what i'm told to run.

Danimal said...

I just worry about you

zman said...

Fencing is weird. The fencers are like robots or aliens with those faceless masks.

zman said...

Badminton is weird too.

Danimal said...

What is so weeeid w the fencing is the futuristic platform they get it on, on

Mark said...

It's very cute how concerned Danimal is about Rob's running related activities. In other news, I could sit by the pool & sip drinks all damn day. I've missed quite a bit of Olympic activity today but I'm more than okay with that trade off.

Shlara said...

So Lochte--he's really easy on the eyes
Happy to see a lot of him on my TV over the next few weeks

Danimal said...

Rob completes me.

zman said...

Surprisingly, zwoman and TRess did not enjoy our unsolicited impromptu Z lesson and ensuing game.

TR said...

Hungover as fcuk.

Dave said...

i too am hungover as fuck. played at an open mike night last night- sentence to come-- but though i only played for ten minutes, i partied like a full on rock star.

rob, if you are marathon training then you may be the favorite in the tortuga's race this year. you will definitely beat me . . .

rob said...

nobody's beating hoopie

Danimal said...

Why don't sync diving judges base scores on the replay vs actual? That seems obvious.

Lochte got too cocky after last night. No laser-like focus there.

Danimal said...

USA sync diving coach is the Asian guy from Dexter.

Danimal said...

Our divers win silver for dives, wood for bodies

Danimal said...

Costas either just got out of the pool himself or lit up a spliff before going on air. Rock on Bobby.

Danimal said...

The Liberty Mutual commercial where the dumbaass drives his car into the garage with his bike on a roof rack? Yeah, I've done that.

Danimal said...

And who the fuck is hoopie?

Danimal said...

The longest 40 minutes of Obama's life was during Osama take down? Thought it would have been his last/only job as a Senator. Buh dum dum.

Danimal said...

Those swim caps are tighter than.....

zman said...

It's the danimal show! The Italian divers were robbed. The Canadians weren't in sync at any point in any dive.

Danimal said...

The Italians didn't win a medal but they won the heart and imagination of >this guy<

zman said...

Agreed. The yellow world record line in swimming may be more technologically impressive than the yellow first down line.

Danimal said...

How many times has Adlington won by a nose?

zman said...

It's an unfair hydrodynamic advantage.

Danimal said...

Ahl at myself on that one.

rob said...

i quite enjoy the visual of danimal sitting on his couch, laptop in front of him, cackling at his own joke.

Mark said...

Shlara- Don't know if you've heard but Lochte's a Gator. It's okay. Embrace it.

Mark said...

Thank God for the Olympics. I'm stuck in Atlanta all week with little to do during the evening hours so I'm going to avoid Twitter for much of the day and actually be surprised by some of the event results.

zman said...

Have you ever been at a client meeting and when you went to pull a business card from your wallet you wound up instead with a free pass to a noodie bar?

rob said...

deadspin with a story today on athletes competing under the ioc flag. wonder where they got that idea?