Thursday, April 07, 2011

Dennis and I have a terrible N.L.-only fantasy team


We thought we should share this team with the masses, so that we may all enjoy this early season meltdown by the Backdoor Sliders. For almost a decade, we have fielded a team that someone lands us in the money (4th and above) every year, but has also had dudes freakishly die (Darryl Kile), get murdered in a drive-by (some dude on the Cardinals) and of course we have had two guys commit murder themselves (Ugie Urbina and Angel Villalona of the Giants).  Who will shine for us this year? I'm leaning towards a Vernon Maxwell-esque outburst from new Brewers outfielder Nyjer Morgan.

10 comments:

TR said...

This is really a new low in filler.

Coming tomorrow - a scanned receipt of my recent trip to Wawa.

T.J. said...

You are welcome to generate some filler my man...

zman said...

I tried to post the AL East standings but my screen cap was too small (like my johnson) so I scrapped the idea.

rob said...

karma, she's a bitch, z.

Dave said...

keep the filler coming. i'm working on a mega-meta-filler piece, but it's taking me longer than expected. i need filler to fill the time until i finish my filler.

TR said...

Most recent Sports Guy-Klosterman podcast is beyond dumb. Tune in if you want to hear a hypothetical argument about the circumstances surrounding how a woman could possibly play in the NBA. Yes, it's as dumb as it sounds.

T.J. said...

Um, that was a Lupica book years ago. Well done fellas.

zman said...

Lupica wrote a book about Reggie Miller?

T.J. said...

Zman keeps winning the internets.

TR said...

This has been a good 24-hour stretch to have Lincecum, Shaun Marcum, Edwin Jackson and Trevor Cahill on my fantasy staff.

Not so much for having Brad Lidge.