Friday, May 12, 2006
"In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J. Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco...As part of the pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous..."
Shocker, Fred Goldman is not psyched about the guy who decapitated his son making light of it on some shit-ass pay-per-view reality show. However, if the Bronco bit isn't a ratings success, this murdering genius has plenty more hilarity where that came from:
- Juice disguised as an Elvis impersonator (probably singing "The Girl I Never Loved")
- Juice dressed like a vagabond selling oranges for money
- Juice pretending to be an elderly man leading a Bingo game
Each bit unfortunately ends with the slaughter of one white woman and one white man. Those scenes can only be seen on the "Juiced: Too Hot for PPV" DVD.
OJ, you never cease to amaze me. Keep up the good work...and here's hoping you catch those real killers anyday now.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
***While popping in briefly, I must pay up my bet with one of GTB's most loyal readers and Chicago's newest resident...over multiple beverages and energy-laced tonics, I foolishly argued that Cush was absolutely not in the 1998 classic Can't Hardly Wait (Trip McNeely). I objected. I strenuously objected. But apparently that's not how it works. And thus I am here, admitting my (significant) error. Jerry O'Connell (Trip McNeely) was indeed in Can't Hardly Wait (Trip McNeely), and I can't believe I forgot it. I suck.