Ah yes, good times, great oldies. Anyone that knows me just a little knows I have an unhealthy obession with the most guilty (acquitted) man in the history of the American justice system. Which means I am often the excited recipient of any OJ related links or sites that spring up on the interweb. Today, the Duke of Earls outdid himself by sending me this article from Yahoo News. Nevermind that it is beyond ridiculous that OJ got a reality show (aptly titled "Juiced")...I'm pretty sure we've discussed that in this space before, and had many a laugh. Just look at one of the zany bits OJ came up with for the show:"In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J. Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco...As part of the pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous..."
Shocker, Fred Goldman is not psyched about the guy who decapitated his son making light of it on some shit-ass pay-per-view reality show. However, if the Bronco bit isn't a ratings success, this murdering genius has plenty more hilarity where that came from:
- Juice disguised as an Elvis impersonator (probably singing "The Girl I Never Loved")- Juice dressed like a vagabond selling oranges for money
- Juice pretending to be an elderly man leading a Bingo game
Each bit unfortunately ends with the slaughter of one white woman and one white man. Those scenes can only be seen on the "Juiced: Too Hot for PPV" DVD.
OJ, you never cease to amaze me. Keep up the good work...and here's hoping you catch those real killers anyday now.
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I always figured the Kennedy's as Sonoma patrons:
Capitol police in Washington, D.C., investigating U.S. Rep. Patrick Kennedy’s early-morning car wreck have been told by witnesses that the Rhode Island congressman was at a Capitol Hill bar before the crash, the Herald has learned.
A source close to the probe said witnesses have told detectives that Kennedy was at the Hawk & Dove before he slammed his Ford Mustang into a security barrier near the U.S. Capitol. The source added that cops are continuing to seek evidence to confirm that Kennedy was at the watering hole.
Dream Warriors by Dokken is a kick ass song.
Everybody, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Everybody, yeah
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright...
"Boxer Mike Tyson wants to become an unlikely hit with boy band Westlife by recording a song with them, according to the LONDON SUN.
The collaboration could become reality as a Westlife spokesman said: "This sounds really interesting. The band are all fans of Tyson."
The hell raising ex-world champion, 39, says he’s "no Pavarotti" but could have his voice digitally enhanced to turn him into the new Brian McFadden.
Tyson’s pal Irish boxer Joe Egan, who is acting as an intermediary, said: "He loves their music so much he wants to be part of it.
"He’s not a Pavarotti or Domingo – but neither are the members of Westlife.
"Mike has asked me to make contact with their manager Louis Walsh to set the wheels in motion."
{crickets}
I'm busy throwing baseballs at Jacque Jones from the cheap seats.
If you can hit Jacque Jones from the cheap seats then you have a btter arm than Jacque himself.
Do I get a crow hop?
OK, let me get this straight...the Yankees now have Carlos Pena, Richard Hildalgo and Erubiel Durazo waiting in the minors? Does Hidalgo still have that bullet in him?
I'm looking for Ray Finkle?
CALGARY, Alberta (AP) -- Duncan O'Mahony, a Canadian Football League kicker and punter, has vanished on his way to a new job with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, relatives and club officials say.
Nice to have you back Tee Jay.
Maybe we should be looking for
Lois Einhorn.
I could've used you last week at the Marriott (ngs)...your boss owes you one.
Yeah, no shit. I had to act like the boss was he was away. I'm not that good at being in charge (of anything)or pretending to care about other people's problems. At least we'll have New Orleans (ngs).
Unless of course Mother Nature finishes what is started before we get there...
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