1984, or as I like to call it, The Year of Hanks. Tom was swimming with the fishes, tagging the sweet mermaid ass of Daryl Hannah, but better yet, he was tearing up the screen (along with 80s heart throb Adrian Zmed) as lovable bachelor Rick Gassko in the aptly titled hit Bachelor Party. What does this useless, rambling intro have to do with anything? Well, in a few hours, some other solid citizens and I will be hitting that gem of a city Atlantic City for my own bachelor party, and I am looking forward to some O'Doul's, the newest issue of Atlantic Monthly, and a few games of bridge. One other question - anyone know where I can rent a barbituate-taking donkey?
Gentlemen...start your boners...MLB made this one easy. On Wednesday they announced Viagra will now sponsor the Comeback Player of the Year Award. A match made in heaven.
Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left...This is the greeting I imagine Tom Sizemore giving everytime he opens his door. Over/Under on how long before that guy kicks the can?
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's...To multi-talented media mouthpiece Curt Schilling, who has never met a media appearance he didn't like. Curt is apparently shocked and appalled that Raffy Palmeiro sat next to him and lied before Congress. Pitcher, doctor, social conscience...douchebag. Can someone please mute Curt before he lectures us on the war in Iraq or the AIDS crisis in Africa? He's MLB's Bono, minus the cool sunglasses.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
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Sorry I'll be missing it, but I have wedding #74 for 2005 this weekend. Its on a farm in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania (Wyalusing, to be exact). I'll look for that donkey you mentioned.
I, too, am sorry to miss, but I will be going to the Capital of the Confederacy to pick up my daughter from her grandparents and log some inescapable in-law time. TJ, remind me to give you $20 to put on 00 in roulette.
Much like Mr. Snipes, I always bet on black.
Your first college girlfriend was a good example of that...
Always bet on half-black? And that bet was a big fat loser.
Don't call yourself that...
He's here all the week folks...try the lubster...hopefully this can deteriorate into the witty Swint/Burr banter that marred Selene's birthday post yesterday afternoon.
I was just trying to cut through some of the sexual tension over there--it's reminiscent of Bill Hurt and Kathleen Turner in final scenes of "Body Heat" ...
And I'll have the "lubster" stuffed with tacos, please.
A search that led someone here, and also made me scratch my head a little:
"terry dehere's restaurant opening"
With a side of Bef, just like the Hungry Heffer used to serve.
Sorry, that search led to the Wheelhouse, not to GHB...or GTB or whatever.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son...
BALTIMORE - Sidney Ponson was arrested early Thursday on a drunken-driving charge, the latest legal problem for the pitcher considered the ace of the Baltimore Orioles staff a year ago.
Maryland Transportation Authority Police arrested him on Interstate 95, just south of Baltimore, said Cpl. Pamela Thorne, a spokeswoman for the agency. Spokesman John Ryan said Ponson was stopped for tailgating, given a field sobriety test and was charged with driving under the influence and driving while impaired.
The Orioles and Ponson’s agent, Barry Praver, did not immediately return a call.
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