Monday, October 25, 2004

Wait, so you're telling me...

a younger sibling of a famous and talented celebrity is really a no-talent hack? I don't believe you. Next you're going to tell me the Red Sox committed 8 errors in the first two games of the World Series and won both games (rather easily).

"Teen songbird Ashlee Simpson had a microphone malfunction on "Saturday Night Live" last night, scurrying off stage when a production glitch caught her lip-synching the wrong tune."

Speaking of no talent, nice to see Jimmy Fallon getting great seats for the game, and then having Tom Hanks think he was Jude Law. I'm sure Jude vomited in his mouth when he saw that (then again, Jude Law doesn't strike me as much of a sports fan, so forget that).

4 comments:

Michael Jack said...

She needs a sex scandal...STAT!

btw, don't miss Gheorghe Muresan on the Junkies tomorrow morning.

Jerry said...

That's awesome. She needs to go down. Her television program is dumbing down America and turning my friends into pussies.

And she's not that hot. Of course I'd hook up with her, but since when is that standard for hotness?

T.J. said...

Gheorghe is quite the radio personality. And am I hearing Rod Strickland smoked alot of weed? No way.

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