It's Good to Be the King

Breasts. A tradition like no other.

Hello, Friends

 

It's a stretch, we know. But how better to celebrate the rare intersection of Squirrel Week and The Masters than the juxtaposition of the defending champion with one of his most ardent supporters? Your azalea-scented commentary is much awaited, as we celebrate tradition, soft spring breezes, and pimento cheese.

Me, I'm pulling for Keegan Bradley.