'There's Pooh Everywhere'

We like Neil Gaiman, and we like Winnie the Pooh. And we're tired of waiting for the next day of Gheorghemas. It'll get worse before it gets better.

(h/t: @twoeightnine)

It's time to welcome back an old time favorite...

No, not Gary's Old Towne Tavern...the semi-recurring Ghoogles bit. That's right folks, here are a selection of search terms that led the denizens of el interweb to "Gheorghe: the Blog" in the last two weeks. I tried to cull them to include just the cream of the crop for us...let's hope you find them as enjoyable as I did:

• droopy dog
• gaetane thiney
• tom brady effete
• zoltan mesko gheorghe
• brigitte bardot hot
• more than a game + gheorghe : the blog
• blair mcelroy
• brazilian women
• kari wuhrer remote control
• brian hightower rugby
• jesus family guy
• brazilian pussy
• cartoon brick wall
• epic paradox
• thousand yard stare
• van der waals
• www.iservepharmacy.com
• army animals
• baseball cards
• billy lotion
• dennis martinez
• family guy jesus
• jack urbont
• lady spartan soccer wax
• nasal polyps
• right meow
• rupaul
• van der waals forces
• whitesnake video
• brazil beach babes
• cameo tattoo
• girl on the beach
• greg mcelroy sister
• have you seen my baseball
• helicopter tattoo
• italian beach girls
• jim hart
• nazik avdalyan
• old school braves logo
• really white people
• robbie alomar gay
• roberto alomar gay
• roberto alomar glove
• tattoo mess ups
• the inception
• what does it mean to be a man? do you have to frequent prostitutes?
• worst rock songs
• young bikini
• nazik avdalyan
• 1980's baseball card
• alfonso ribeiro shirtless
• american football tattoos
• argentina beach women
• assholes
• baseball card pictures
• blakroc shirt do you ever
• brazil girl
• brian hartline girlfriend
• brian hightower
• brick wall cartoon
• charlie whitehurst
• clerks berserker
• corona bikini
• devo 930 club freedom of choice
• devo are we not men
• green tree harassing reference
• jessica biel imdb
• jim j bullock
• johnny depp chatham
• merril hoge hate
• my netflix queue
• out of the box
• overlord succubus
• pork slap
• pursuit of happiness tattoos
• record player tattoo
• seasick steve blogspot
• sexy brazilian women
• slinky penis
• slinky tattoo
• slinky winfield
• terrence williams tattoos
• tony the tiger great
• vajazzling
• wham album
• worst rock songs of all time
• zack morris
• alfonso ribeiro shirtless
• chatham squir
• derrick locke girlfriend
• frontal nudity catch 22
• hope solo sneak behind hand
• jamaica plain
• joe table
• making fuck
• nutzy the squirrel
• parker stevenson glad
• she only had one arm
• the eddie money story
• travels theorymarauders t-shirt
• white snow cocaine bear

Well, no need to search long for a post image, that last entry has me covered...and a bonus image below for the heck of it.

New York City's Killing Me

Not so much the city itself but my time spent here. I'm not qualified to review folk music, so it doesn't count when I say that Ray LaMontagne's new album is pretty spotty. This song, however, sticks in my head like dingleberries to the bear's toquis in those Charmin ads.

It's a really slow day...

...and this made me laugh. A lot. Mark too.