The next two weeks...hoo boy. It's gonna feel like two decades, and most of it ain't gonna be fun. So as a public service (and if you think about it, serving the public is what we're all about here - that, and the occasional invitation to a cool movie screening), we're here to provide a few things to take your mind off of the election and a couple election-related things that'll make you smile amidst the onslaught of things that make you nervous and wanting to slam your head against a bridge piling.
Let's start with the political, first with Coach Tim Walz going all Coach Tim Walz on Elon Musk:
If I still played Fantasy Football, Skipping Dipshits might make for a solid team name. Almost as good as Dorking Wanderers.
In other amusing politico tricks, check out the former guy busting out a little Eminem:
Moving on to distractions non-political, the first 30 seconds of the most recent episode of We Defy Augury offers an audioscape highlighted by sweat running down Dave's hairy ass. If that won't take your mind off of things, you're some kind of mutant. It does get better from there, but the theme of distraction stays present, as our man plumbs the horror novel genre for insight. It's a good one. Once you get through the first minute.
Dahmen finished the first round tied for 52nd at one over par. He's gonna need to move up 10-15 places over the rest of the tournament to guarantee another year on TOUR. Get it, Joel.
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Joel is gonna make the cut but has some work to do to stay out of Q school.
He took a 4 shot penalty last week for having an extra club in his bag. That may be the difference of him keeping his card or not.
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/10/18/sport/joel-dahmen-extra-club-spt-intl
i'm pretty sure it's a no-cut event.
yesterdays 2-under round moved him up to 127th in the projected standings.
This post is definitely on point as far as vibes. I went to a show last night and there was a tension that even an excellent triple bill of rock bands couldn't completely allay.
My buddies The Young Sinclairs opened the show and were followed by a couple more senior rock bands - Beex from RVA and the Richard Lloyd Group. Richard was the guitarist in Television, and is still a mighty guitar player.
I enjoy that Walz clip.
I voted today. Get some.
RIP Dead bassist Phil Lesh. My real-but-not Va drivers license featured the name Jerry Lesh Garcia. They’re both gone now.
I’m headed to a costume party tonight — actually a scary-oke party. Dress like a rockstar and sing your song.
The missus and I are going as Robert Palmer and a backup guitarist. Won’t be perfectly nailed, but will be fun.
Which is how I describe most of my college encounters.
i assume you're the guitarist?
That would’ve been better
thanks for the ass crack plug!
Ok, which one of you clowns sent Dave a butt plug?
my bad
our man joel moved into 123rd with a four-under 66 in the third round
that was quite a baseball game last night
Indeedy-o. It’s as if once the Dodgers vanquished the Mets, they absorbed their magical powers for things like walk-off grand slams and such.
Tribe was -7.5 against Stony Brook. Lost 35-13.
Barring injury, Connor weigman will never play another snap for Texas A&M. Not his fault. His freshman backup is just soooo much better.
joel bogeyed three of his final eight holes, backing his way to 124th and retaining his card. champion.
colorado's bowl eligible for the first time in a while. they'll likely be favored in each of their final four games. i had my questions about coach prime's in-game coaching after the nebraska loss, but the trendline is definitely headed in the right direction in boulder.
Just finished one last meal in Columbus. I truly like the place but I am READY to get home to my family, dogs and bed.
Commies- team of destiny?
Possibly. Damn.
excellent afternoon with team marlin at the fall gold cup races in middleburg today. perfect autumn day in the piedmont.
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