Saw this on the socials last week. Felt like it should be honored in this august space. Fucktangular takes its rightful place alongside asshat, fuckstick, and the rest in our esteemed vocabulary. Presence of greatness, indeed.
Thursday, April 04, 2024
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We should all square up and wish the Teej a fucktangular birthday. Fo Fo Twenty-Fo!
ReplyDeletecelebrate the teej!
ReplyDeleteTeejus, Mary & Joseph! Happy Birthday sir.
ReplyDeleteTejus H. Christmas on a popsicle stick!
ReplyDeleteMay your birthday be filled with smuthe mewsic.
Tedgeus walks! I hope your day is filled with frattiness.
ReplyDeleteHappy fucktangular Birthday, Teej.
ReplyDeleteYou tryin’ to say that Teejus christ can’t hit a curveball?
ReplyDeletehe is the teejus! he fuck you on tuesday!
ReplyDeletethank you, gheorghies
ReplyDelete"the fucktangles taste like fucktangles"
i love that girl's reaction to caitlin clark's shot! so perfect. wtf? i covered her . . .
ReplyDeleteMazel tov, T.J.
ReplyDeleteindiana state led by 7 with under 2 minutes to play and took and missed shots early in the clock on three separate possessions. and now they trail by 2 with 8 seconds left. meh.
ReplyDeleteflumphmh
ReplyDeletetook the winter off of soccer to rest my knee. first night back in men's league action tonight. feeling fit, ready to go. cold and windy here in nova. short sprint to reach a loose ball 30 seconds into the match, zing goes my left groin. done. probably for at least a month. son of a...
ReplyDeleteUh so and earthquake in NY just now?!?
ReplyDeleteIt was remarkably noticeable here in the hinterlands. We had one when I was living in NYC, I was at my desk facing out the window and all of a sudden everything started swaying. Global warming! Eclipse!
ReplyDeleteThanks Joe Biden
ReplyDeleteearthquakes, eclipses? i swear to god, if godzilla walks out of the ocean...
ReplyDeletebronny james declared for the draft while also entering the transfer portal. i would like to be wrong about this, but i fear he's gonna wind up a tumbleweed with no real nba career because he's being pulled into his dad's dream.
ReplyDeletecocks decided to stop fucking around. usc vs either iowa or uconn is gonna break allll the records and be fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteSeems like cocks are supposed to be fucking around, no?
ReplyDeletei expect more nuanced comedy out of you, young man. leave the dick jokes to your elders.
ReplyDeleteIowa’s win over South Carolina in the final four last year evened up the all time series between the two programs at one game a piece. Dare I say that the cocks are going to look to break though in the rubber match on Sunday?
ReplyDeleteThe fratty final score of the Iowa-uconn game has our man marls sounding hooooorny.
ReplyDeleteLeaving the Keys after a week in the sun by the sea. Deep sigh.
ReplyDeleteJust today, the Mets have given up a run on an error, a bases-loaded walk, and a steal of home. Through 6 innings. To the Reds. It’s gonna be a loooong season.
ReplyDeleteand the mets were winning when whit posted that. the mets are…no longer winning.
ReplyDeleteWell, they also gave up a strikeout wild pitch reach, a sac fly error, a balk, another wild pitch, and other stupid things. Bad baseball.
ReplyDeleteBut they lost 6-9. So there’s that.
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