Thursday, August 28, 2014

Pastor Rob and the Church of Pigskin

I snuck out to Loudoun County this morning to catch Pastor Rob's morning services.  The man/squirrel gives a hell of a sermon....


Our long national nightmare is over my friends.  It's morning in America.  It's the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.  Tonight at 6 PM the Johnny Football-less Aggies of Texas A&M take on the slackjawed ol' ballcoach led South Carolina Gamecocks.  "Who is going to win?" you ask.  Got me.  All I know is that we have honest to God real football back.  So put on your "Gig 'em Aggies" t-shirt or your mid-90's "COCKS" hat and let the good times wash over you.

8 comments:

TR said...

Good to see two high profile games this w/e. Clemson-UGA will also be a good one that will help Tigers fans recover from Tajh Boyd's relegation to the practice squad or his outright cut. Dude has sucked in the Jets camp.

zman said...

I found my old Cocks hat a few weeks ago. Perfect timing.

rob said...

while i'm quite excited for the start of footbaw! season, most of my best preaching is reserved for the church of roundball.

Mark said...

There's more than two high profile games, IMO, but could just be my general excitement for the return of college football and my degenerate gambling habits.

Prepped for tonight by watching half of the Steve Spurrier doc on the SEC Network last night. I could've used more Florida highlights and less Kenny Chesney.

Danimal said...

G:TEE (Gheorghe: The Email Exchange)
Come on people!

Marls said...

Not sure why the Gheorghe: The Podcast discussion or Whit's disclosure of his DJ moonlighting is going on behind closed doors.

rob said...

snowden, marls. snowden.

Mark said...

First bet(s) of the CFB season are in. Wooooo!!