Saturday, January 05, 2013

This Week in Wrenball: Bygones

I WAS VERY FRUSTRATED!
We're out of the prognostication business, friends. After we went public with our belief in W&M's chances against Vanderbilt, the Wrens responded by laying a fully formed, perfectly rotten egg, a stinker the likes of which we haven't seen this season. And even playing like complete dogshit, were within seven points with the ball with 6:33 left. Sooooo frustrating, this game.

Deep, cleansing breaths. We won't speak of this one again.

George Mason, the Nuke Laloosh of the CAA (million dollar talent, five cent head), comes to Williamsburg this afternoon in a matchup of two squads smarting after recent defeats. Mason blew a seven-point halftime lead in a miasma of bad decision-making and cheesecloth-porous defense, yielding 54 second-half points at home in an 84-74 loss to preseason conference middlers Northeastern. (The Huskies, by the way, with a healthy Jonathan Lee joining Joel Smith in a dangerous backcourt, served notice that they'll dent some skulls in the wide-open Colonial.)

Patriot guard Sherrod Wright averages 17.5 points per game, and is on a serious roll, getting 21.2 per game over Mason's last five outings. No other player scores in double digits for GMU, but nine players average at least 11 minutes and four points apiece. Mason's capable of playing at a very high level - they beat UVA and Richmond earlier this season - but they've also shown an ability to disappear at key moments.

W&M's played enough games for Tony Shaver to know he can count on Marcus Thornton and Tim Rusthoven (17.9 and 14.0 ppg, respectively) for consistent offense. The open question heading into today's regionally televised contest (Comcast Mid-Atlantic) is which Brandon Britt and Kyle Gaillard will post. Over the Tribe's last 60 minutes of play, the two (who average a combined 22.5 ppg on 55.2% shooting) scored a grand total of...five points, all by Gaillard. Britt scored as many as Clarence did.

It's a simple game. You pass the ball. You shoot the ball. You rebound the ball. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes, it rains. And even then, you still play, because you're in a gym. Says here that Britt and Gaillard need to shake off the last two and get back to the aggressive play that made the Tribe's offense the most efficient in the conference over the season's first 10 contests.

Says here, too, that we're not predicting any damn thing about this game. Go Tribe.

(For kicks, check out Thornton's dunk/chin-up at the 2:05 mark. He got a technical, but you don't see many Tribe guards drive and dunk against SEC opponents. In fact, our research staff believes that this may be the first time its happened in the 319-year history of the school.)

22 comments:

T.J. said...

Hi Gheorghies...

rob said...

bongiorno

zman said...

Teedgey Blogball!

zman said...

Anyone else working all day? No? I watched the video as a distraction and I want to know who scores the Tribe's hoops video? Could there be a less hoops-centric song circa 2012?

rob said...

in their defense, that was the tribe's least hoops-centric game of the season.

Jerry said...

TJ is in a cafe, sipping on an espresso, covering the BBVA Compass Bowl.

Jerry said...

They're all rooting for Tino Sunseri.

Mark said...

Babadabupi! Tino!! Bupadiboppa!!

rob said...

yet another shoulda coulda loss for the tribe. neat.

Mark said...

JJ Watt did a fuckton of steroids in college, right?

Mark said...

Lehigh-VCU on NBCSports. Nice mid-major matchup.

rob said...

vcu's defense is just so good.

zman said...

I saw JJ Watt from about 50 feet away at the Meadowlands warming up before the game. He and I are not of the same species. He is monstrous.

Danimal said...

Eddie Money...is he afflicted?

Mark said...

Lots of drugs, Danimal. Lots and lots. I wrote an Eddie Money story on G:TB many moons ago.

Mark said...

The Magic play really hard and are much, much better than I expected. Related to that: Stupid Magic cant even suck right.

zman said...

Now I get why Ponder starts over Webb.

rob said...

c.j. mccollum might be out for the year with a broken foot. brutal.

Mark said...

Yep. (This comment applies to each of the last two comments)

Clarence said...

Squirrel... The Tribe sucks. Always have. Always will. Get used to it. Once again this is not our year. Because there never will be "our year." Ever. The sooner you accept it, the sooner it will be more palatable.

On the plus side, for you there's always defecting.

Clarence said...

Come on, dammit! Hi, Gheorghies!!

T.J. said...

Buonguorno gheorghies