Friday, June 15, 2012

A Squirrel's Eye View of Target Field

The diminutive dictator apparently escaped the lawn yesterday, and found himself at the Minnesota Twins shiny new ballpark for a sporting contest. Using his tiny sciuridae claws, he was able to send me two photos of the visit, before his natural urge to bury nuts led to him being escorted out of the park after he tore up the warning track.

Photo 1: "That brick is the top of the dugout."


Photo 2: "Well played, Mauer."


Bonus Third Photo: Hey, we know that guy...

40 comments:

zman said...

Sciuridae! This is the first time that a Teedge post sent me scrambling to google to look up a word.

TR said...

Florida!!!

http://tinyurl.com/8775ofk

TR said...

Georgia!!!

http://www.ajc.com/news/gwinnett/cross-dressing-uga-professor-1454499.html

zman said...

1. She's a very old-looking 35; she must have aged in stripper years a al Sapphire, The Hidden Jewel of the Bronx.

2. She looks like this guy from Ally McBeal and Girls:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001457/mediaindex

T.J. said...

America's Wang...never disappointing.

Dave said...

i assumed "sciuridae" was just TJ randomly banging on the keyboard . . . which is how he writes his posts, right?

Dave said...

ahhh . . . the marmots.

TR said...

You watch some manly TV shows, Zman.

T.J. said...

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Yes.

zman said...

I sit somewhere near Tom Brady on the continuum. And I'm not afraid to admit it.

T.J. said...

Bonus third photo added...

TR said...

Mr. Rajat Gupta - I hope you enjoy your lengthy stay in a federal "pound you in the ass" prison.

Danimal said...

Anyone see this Hossler kid's mom? Milf. And her last name is Balcz.

Danimal said...

And there is Chris Berman...

Danimal said...

Drinking a Sawtooth Ale out of Colorado. Good to very good.

Danimal said...

Hossler has a "69" belt buckle.

rob said...

at the phils/twins game last night, joe blanton gave up a deep fly to center that shane victorino tracked down for the last out of the inning. as the players ran back to the dugout, blanton waited until victorino made it all the way back to greet him and thank him. thought it was a pretty cool moment.

also, i hope scott van pelt chokes berman with a utility club.

Danimal said...

This course is nutty tough.

rob said...

tiger still comes off as such a dick in pressers. lighten up, francis.

Mr KQ said...

While his game seems totally dialed in, he's such an ass. Couldn't even say a nice word about Hossler (or his hot Mom..).
All he could muster is "there's a lot of golf left" and then naturally steered it to a when he played as an Am.

Self absorbed Tosser.

rob said...

that's what got me, too, mr kq. how hard would it be to say, 'yeah, that's pretty neat for the kid'?

mayhugh said...

I stii have no idea how Furyk competently golfs his ball with that swing. And as I say that he pulls one way left.

zman said...

They can't move the cup one yard closer on 16? Really? Bad job by the Olympia grounds crew.

Danimal said...

Mayhugh- it's the 5-hr energy
Z....USGa twerps tell crew exactly where to cut the cup...

Danimal said...

With this late coverage , kids in bed, and already on the brown stuff, this could get fugly.

zman said...

Furyk's 5 hour energy gear is terrible.

Thanks D-mal. Bad job by USGA.

Danimal said...

Norm MacDonald going after Reilly again on the twitterer.

Am loathing Johnny Miller more and more each broadcast.

zman said...

Phil knight needs to send tiger some doper kicks. Those are positively fusty.

Danimal said...

Apparently Miller has never misread a putt.

Danimal said...

Ya gotta love this Hossler kid. At this rate there is a decent chance he and Tigger will be paired together tomorrow. That would be kind of cool.

zman said...

Then they can go whoring afterwards.

Danimal said...

Do they have Perkins' out in NoCal?

Danimal said...

"low skanky fade" are words just uttered by Johnny

Shlara said...

Tiger's entire ensemble is bad today.
And I had to put the TV on mute...music + Open golf = more enjoyable viewing experience

zman said...

Hossler is pretty drippy for a 17 year old.

zman said...

Matt Kuchar golfs in Campers?

Mr KQ said...

Stiffler's Mum swinging it up the stairs, not sure she'll be allowed in the scoring tent.

And with you on Tiger's shoes. Does he have a nurse gig on the side?

zman said...

That shot was so bad that it fucked up my fios. Just realized that fluff is furyks caddy.

Danimal said...

Quote of the day...."If she's loose they'll get under her right rear or whatever." Danica Patrick's crew chief Tony Eury.

And Happy Fathers Day. Got to sleep I'm 'till 5:45 today so suck on that.

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