Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Looks like natural selection missed another one...

At least his reasoning was sound - the canine started it. But of course.
MASON, Ohio (AP) -- Police say an Ohio man has been charged with a misdemeanor for barking at a police dog. A police report says 25-year-old Ryan James Stephens was charged with teasing a police dog in the Cincinnati suburb of Mason. Officer Bradley Walker wrote that he heard the K9 dog barking uncontrollably inside his patrol car while he was investigating a car crash at a pub early Sunday morning. Walker says Stephens was making barking noises and hissing at the animal. Walker reported that Stephens said "the dog started it" when asked why he was harassing the animal. The officer said Stephens appeared highly intoxicated. There was no answer to calls to Stephens' home in Mason. He is to appear April 21 in municipal court.
Hmmm, wait a second...could this be the man?

12 comments:

T.J. said...

I also pondered putting a picture of Jerome Williams up there, but figured that would be missed by 69% of our readers.

T.J. said...

This post "written" while listening to the Baha Men.

Geoff said...

Dear colleagues of mine in Texas,

I'm not as racist as you are. Please stop with the email forwards. Thanks.

Geoff

T.J. said...

Yikes.

TR said...

Geoff - How's that Paul Ryan tattoo design coming? You getting his face on your bicep, or across your whole back?

No way his hat stays out of the ring in 2016, unless some dirty laundry is aired.

Geoff said...

Paul Ryan's photo was removed from my hope chest earlier this year when he pussed out and threw a cheap late night vote to organized labor and then later backtracked and said it was a mistake. Yeah, lots of congressmen get confused with the whole voting thing...especially in their ninth term.

His budget proposal is formidable, but I would have liked a little more testicular fortitude with respect to social security. I'm of the belief that everyone under the age of 45 couldn't give two shits if you raised the retirement age to 70. Maybe I'm naive.

TR said...

I am on board with your Jerome Williams reference, The Teej. I still have no idea why the Knicks bought him out a few years ago. I guess there was no room on the roster for a guy who rebounded ferociously and never took shots away from anybody else. Retardedness.

rob said...

geoff, tr - fratre don noone is blogging conservatively at crossmolina.blogspot.com. i have no use for his obviously insane rantings, but i expect you will enjoy.

T.J. said...

His blog has a tremendous title...

T.J. said...

TR, you boy Bert Behomebyeleven turns 60 today. Pass some gas on his behalf to celebrate.

TR said...

Just did!

T.J. said...

New post up mocking some fan bases...