Wednesday, February 14, 2007

GTB Stand-In: Snow Delay

And I don't mean this guy...

Unfortunately, last evening's Week 1 GTB Stand-In could not be conducted, as we couldn't locate Rob anywhere. Apparently, the moderate snowfall here in DC was still enough to dwarf our dear friend, and Whit and I now need to spend the morning melting Rob out with the GTB Height Laser (patent pending). Visualize Han Solo frozen in carbonite, minus the height and good looks.

We do, however, still have an update for you today (sans laser). It was revealed last week Whitney has already LOST height, so the adjusted figures are below...the goal is to melt Rob out and conduct the Stand-In later today.

Rob: 5'3"
Whit: 6'5"
TJ: 6'2"

9 comments:

T.J. said...

Oh yeah, John Amaechi wishes you all a Happy Valentine's Day...

Mark said...

Happy Valentimes!

T.J. said...

Amazingly, I couldn't mine YouTube for one decent V-Day or Cupid clip...unless you gus wanted to watch episodes of that Jeremy Piven "Cupid" show from the late 90s.

T.J. said...

I sense the "rob is tiny" tag might get a few more uses in coming months.

T.J. said...

Actually, here is my V-Day clip submission...

Mark said...

Nice work TJ. Good to have you back.

Whitney said...

In truth, I am indeed currently 6'5", but Rob is about as much 5'5" as he is a part of the Christian Coalition. You can lie to GTB, you can lie to the DMV, but lying to yourself, Rob, is just wrong.

T.J. said...

The magic of editing reveals Rob is now only 5'3"...

rob said...

someone's getting a little nervous about my height-gaining potential. don't look down, whit. someone might be gaining on you.