Wednesday, October 18, 2006

"Not so fast, my friend..."

I will once again be working the short week down here at the Duff Plant. Tomorrow I am off to
Tallahassee for a work conference, and in checking the conference schedule, I was quite excited (and frankly surprised) to see who the keynote dinner speaker is tomorrow night...I hope to god he throws on a mascot head...

9 comments:

T.J. said...

Coach Corso's record at Indiana: 41-68-2

I mean, it is Indiana football...that's not too bad right? The guy who replaced Corso...Sam Wyche.

T.J. said...

Wow, it's apparently a big day for Lee Corso news:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2716#comments

Mark said...

Have fun in that shithole. I bet it's raining when you get there. I'm also willing to that you have MUCH more fun next weekend.

Geoff said...

Hi Mark! :)

Mark said...

Hey Geoff!

T.J. said...

"Hey everybody...

T.J. said...

OK, so the National Enquirer ain't the most reliable source in the worl, but if this is true...oh my...

The National Enquirer has a detailed report about an upcoming book by O.J. Simpson that will lay out a “hypothetical” account of the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman.

According to the tabloid, Simpson has been paid $3.5 million to write the book, tentatively titled “If I Did It.”

The first portion of the work reportedly details Simpson’s early relationship with Nicole, and how the marriage eventually collapsed. According to the Enquirer, the book goes on to describe the double murder in scenes described as “hypothetical.” However, the tabloid notes that the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.

Due to double jeopardy laws, Simpson can never be retried for the murders, and the Enquirer claims that he plans to keep any money made from the book instead of paying it out in a civil suit judgment against him by spending it all quickly.

T.J. said...

In all seriousness, when did Kenny Rogers (pine tar or no pine tar) become Sandy Koufax?

Mark said...

I wasn't aware that Sandy Koufax bounced around on the mound like some kind of gay during the his starts. You learn something new everyday, I guess.