Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Gheorghemas Media Interlude

We interrupt the holiday jollity to remind you that it was always a matter of when, not if. When CBS News’s parent company, Paramount Global, installed right-wing masseuse Bari Weiss as head of the news division this fall, staff anxiety spiked about how heavy-handed she would be and if she would permit the network’s veteran reporters and producers to do their jobs. 

Weiss inserted herself into the lineup recently when she hosted Erika Kirk, the widow of slain conservative mouthpiece and flamethrower Charlie Kirk, for a mostly forgettable CBS town hall short on both journalism and substance. Separately, longtime “60 Minutes” reporter Scott Pelley said that the show had experienced “no corporate interference” thus far. Sunday evening, however, Weiss pulled a scheduled “60 Minutes” segment about the Trump administration’s practice of shipping immigrants to a notorious El Salvador prison known for torturing and abusing prisoners. 

Weiss said that the story needed additional reporting, which is standard newsroom practice, while correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi said the decision to pull the piece wasn’t “editorial” but “political.” In a note to colleagues obtained by multiple outlets, Alfonsi said that the story was screened five times and vetted by network attorneys and the company’s Standards and Practices department. Weiss said that she wanted Trump administration voices as part of the story. Alfonsi had sought to interview officials from the White House, State Department and Dept. of Homeland Security but none chose to discuss the subject. 

“If the administration’s refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, we have effectively handed them a ‘kill switch’ for any reporting they find inconvenient,” Alfonsi wrote. Weiss said that the New York Times had already reported on the prison’s conditions and abuses, as if somehow that disqualified a venerated television news magazine from, ya know, doing its own reporting and talking to prisoners and victims on camera. Also, the most cruel and mendacious administration in our lifetime has pretty much forfeited any imprimatur of supposed balance or fairness, particularly if officials decline to talk. 

Apropos of nothing really
I speak from experience when I say that reporters can be thin-skinned and defensive about their stories, often believing them complete and above reproach. I can’t tell you the number of times editors improved my stuff by requiring extra voices or more reporting. That said, the 41-year-old Weiss is the furthest thing from a respected, veteran editor and steward. Her experience is mostly as a whiny, sloppy opinion writer who left the NY Times in a snit because she didn’t feel that she was sufficiently valued and then as a figurehead of a supposedly “independent” news startup bankrolled by mostly conservative money. 

You’d think that someone who publicly blasted the Times on her way out the door would be only too happy to plant a flag with visible, visceral images that the Gray Lady cannot match. Again, her justification rings hollow and is a tell on where she stands. Just beneath the surface of this newsroom taffy pull is billion-dollar mergers and acquisitions and the Orange Oaf’s ego. 

Paramount Global’s boss, David Ellison, is the son of gazillionaire Oracle co-founder and Trump supporter Larry Ellison. David Ellison and by extension, Weiss, have implemented layoffs and restructuring at CBS, including the insertion of a former Trump appointee and loyalist as the network’s ombudsman. Ellison the younger also seeks to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery, which owns CNN, though the prize is Warner Bros. movie and TV vaults. 

Get a load of these cartoon villains
The Warner Bros. board has urged shareholders to accept a $72-billion, cash-and-stock offer from streaming giant Netflix. But Ellison and his newly minted Paramount Skydance conglomerate are angling for a hostile takeover, sweetened by a promise from dad Larry to be personally responsible for $40.4 billion of equity financing that supposedly pushes their bid to $77.9 billion total. 

The Wall Street Journal also reported that David Ellison conveyed to Trump that if he and his compliant FCC do not approve the Netflix bid and instead sign off on the PSKY deal, he would overhaul CNN. Such a move would appeal to the president, since he still consumes cable news and has long viewed the network as unfairly critical. 

Per usual, everything with TFG is a transactional, zero-sum equation predicated on power – the diametric opposite of good governance. He enriches himself and gets his way because he sits in the Oval Office and has staffed his Cabinet and regulatory agencies and the courts with loyalists and suck-ups. He traffics in grievance and outrage at a time when media corporatization neuters, if not entirely removes, accountability. Compromised national news organizations such as CBS and, if it comes to pass, CNN further erodes any hope of an informed electorate and with it, a functioning democracy.


[Coda: In what could only be described as an entirely predictable outcome, Weiss's inexperience and incompetence came back to bite her and CBS, and she failed to consider the network's significant non-U.S. broadcast arrangements when she spiked the 60 Minutes story. Almost as if on cue, the full piece began airing via Canadian streaming outlets, and despite CBS' efforts to stop it, the full story is now widely available, including here. Weiss has "succeeded" in ensuring millions of people who wouldn't have otherwise been exposed to it will now see it. Well played.]

Monday, December 22, 2025

The Twelve Days of Gheorghemas: Day Eight

On the eighth day of Gheorghemas, Big Gheorghe gave to me

Eight Films Explaining
Seven Books for Reading

Five (Green and) Golden Things

Four songs by “the Chairman of the Board” on his birthday

Three Beauties

Two Types of Stories

A Bald Guy with two Pupp-ies

You may have seen the announcement earlier this week from the White House that the President intends to stage the Patriot Games this summer to commemorate the nation's 250th birthday. The competition will bring together tributes, er, athletes from each state and territory in a competition in Washington, D.C. this summer. Seems the big guy likes "The Hunger Games", and/or thinks it's a documentary.

We know he's a starfucker, desperate for approval from famous folks, so it stands to reason movies are an inspiration for his plans and policies. That, and racism, sexism, bigotry of all sorts, and just base ignorant cruelty. But this is a post about movies. Specifically, seven other movies that serve as a roadmap for Trumpian instincts.

Clearly, "The Purge" is the blueprint for ICE's run-amok terrorization of immigrant communities. DHS agents' relentless pursuit of the other surely seems to be the product of enforcement policy based on vengeance first, compassion and order second.

In another corner of the administration's dungeon we find the Secretary of Health and Human Services, who obviously enjoyed the oddball humor of "Outbreak", and seeks a reprise on a broader scale. 

You might think that the existence of "Wag the Dog" as a cautionary tale would give the administration some pause before starting a dubious conflict to distract from unsavory and unflattering disclosures. You'd be wrong, mostly because the decision-makers in charge are too stupid to understand the irony.

"American Beauty" offers us a slightly grosser frame, but you just know that Trump watched it when it came out in 1999 and tried to figure out how to meet Mena Suvari. Likely placed a call to his pal Jeffrey.

The rate we're pissing away America's fortune, and the increasingly bizarre ways we're doing it is a clear nod to "Brewster's Millions", only a lot less endearing.

Speaking of documentaries, a film about a narcissistic boss who favors gaudy celebrations and self-aggrandizement is on point for the current situation. And so "The Devil Wears Prada" seems appropriate, though it may be recast as "The Devil Reads Pravda".

There are a ton of characters in our current drama, none as repellent as the Gollumesque Stephen Miller. "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings" is appropriate to the moment, except that Trump/Sauron wants his precious Nobel Peace Prize.

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Gheorghemas: Day Seven

On the seventh day of Gheorghemas, Big George gave to me . . .

Seven books for reading

Six random time-wasting recommendations

Five (Green and) Golden Things

Four songs by “the Chairman of the Board” on his birthday

Three Beauties

Two Types of Stories

A Bald Guy with two Pupp-ies


Another year, another bunch of book recommendations. 


I'll try to explain what you're getting into . . .


1) This is the book everyone should read, but most people won't because it's a depressing topic and certainly not something you want to think about-- and aren't some powerful people smarter than us dealing with this situation? 


Well . . . not really . . . that's the point.



One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad


Akkad's indictment of the liberal media and the governmental response to the Israel/Palestine conflict is surprisingly readable, despite the violence, suppression, terrorism, displacement, starvation, military incursions, explosions, and horror. . . . his point, that the logical, moral position is not halfway between the right and the left-- as they are both ignoring reality-- and the center is as morally repugnant in its policy and more milquetoast and unfocused, especially when atrocities are being committed and a people are being displaced and destroyed. I don't see a happy ending to this story, now or in the future, but Akkad wants, at the very least, people to stop looking away from the horror, especially the horror in Gaza, perpetrated by what he views as the ugly business of imperialism, supported by the U.S. military-industrial complex, political machinery, and media.


2) The book that seems like fun literary sci-fi and has titillating robot/human sex scenes but then turns out to be about autonomy, slavery, women's rights, and consciousness.


Annie Bot by Sierra Greer



3) The well-researched non-fiction tour-de-force that is WAY too much fun to read because it's so batshit crazy, despite the horrific indictment of our special forces, our military in general, and the grim portrayal of the morally corrupt entanglements that are the costs of perpetual war and a perpetual war military-industrial complex.





4) The best fucking undercover cop mystery book by our best living mystery writer.

The Likeness by Tana French


5) The book to read if you live in Virginia and wonder if you could ever be sucked into a life of crime . . .


King of Ashes by S.A. Cosby



6) If you're looking for some heralded Sicilian literary fiction (with some history thrown in)


The Leopard by Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa



7) Fun and fantastic horror set in Florida in the 1970s with lots of teenage pregnancy . . .


Witchcraft for Wayward Girls by Grady Hendrix


Happy Gheorghemas and Happy Reading. 

I could use some book recs in the comments, not sure what I want to read over Winter Break . . .

Friday, December 19, 2025

Gheorghemas: Day Six

On the sixth day of Gheorghemas, Big Gheorghe gave to me


Six random time wasting recommendations

Five (Green and) Golden Things

Four songs by “the Chairman of the Board” on his birthday

Three Beauties

Two Types of Stories

A Bald Guy with two Pupp-ies


I have social media accounts but I stay off most of it. I rarely post, more of a longer time lurker. But there is some good stuff out there if you are so inclined. After Arstechnica, Substack seems to be my go to for random goodness. So here are some potential worthy substackers, in my eyes, to waste some time on and other random sites. I’m a cheap bastard so I only do the free subscriptions. 


I really cannot remember how I stumbled on the first two sites but I have yet to unsubscribe from their weekly emails/posts.


1 - The Art of Noticing - Rob Walker

I like this site just to remind myself to take the time to look around. There is randomness everywhere, in my eyes, that is someone’s normal. Case in point dumpsters and opening your ears. And just saw two blue jays hanging out in my backyard in winter. No idea what that means if anything.


2 - Letters of Note - Austin Kleon

He typically reprints lost letters of famous people, art collages, mix tapes but the weekly digest “10 Things worth sharing this week” usually includes recommendations for books and music I would not normally listen to. Great for expanding the mind. And every once in a while he completes the yin/yang with a little yang with “20 Books I did not read this year”.


3 - Starship Causal

Not a fan of the name of this substack but if you are a Wilco or Jeff Tweedy fan this one is for you. His posts are sporadic but hearing acoustic covers and outtakes make my day, whenever they show up.


Most of the covers are either subscriber requests like Devo’s Freedom of Choice or song covers of the recently departed like War Pigs after Ozzy’s passing. (Might be pay-walled, sorry)


4 - Numero Group

Archival record label out of Chicago, London and Los Angeles with genres spanning 'eccentric soul', 'holiday vibes', 'for the punks', 'gospel', 'necessary new age & ambient', 'country & folk', 'for the dads, 'rock 45s', 'mid-century modern', and 'party starters'. Basically electric mishmash of music. Something for everyone.


They curate three types of releases: essential compilations, grail releases and deep dives. The album that clued me in to them was a deep dive. Husker Du, 1985: The MIracle Year. A thought lost live recording from the vault. The fury of a live band in their full glory that I never got to hear live.


More importantly, if you need to jack-up/fuck with your spotify algorithm check out their playlists. There is someone for everyone. You can also sign up for their email blast that includes links to recent playlists if you are too lazy to visit the website.


And for you yacht loving dudes: Seafaring Strangers: Numero Group Guide to Yacht Rock


5 - ArsTechnica

You do not have to be a hardcore nerd to enjoy this site. It’s got a little bit of everything and the writing is usually good, unlike this post. The stories simplify some of the more sciency topics but really the comments section has actual normal discourse with different view points. There are jackass posters but those voices get drown out pretty quick. 


You can get articles on the science of swearing, stock SUV testing in the desert, important space moments, and ads in all the streaming services. The last one makes me want to install a Pi-Hole on the home network.


6 - I was going to throw in a podcast or two but two of the three podcasts I typically listen to got cancelled this year. RIP WTF and Indiecast. Let’s hope Professor G. Truck stays strong and continues on.


So number six of my random recommendations is user generated, get to in the comments section and recommend some podcasts I should check out.


Merry Gheorghemas!




Thursday, December 18, 2025

Gheorghemas Minor Chords: Random Idiots unleash a sad new single

Feeling pretty good, are you? 

Yeah?

Amid all of this Gheorghemas good cheer -- and we did enjoy Day 5 and its upswing of Tribe-related positivity -- we have a new song to share from the minds that brought you:

...and many more. 

I highlight those songs beyond the rest of the mess because (a) they're brilliant, but moreso (b) because they are tributes to friends of ours who have tragically fallen by the wayside.

Okay, technically, the third one simply references Ozzy Osbourne in the title, who died this year, and the protagonist in the song is at the end of their life. But it's a fun song and hasn't been dredged up in a while. 

And yes, I know, Dr. Seuss was not technically our "friend," but he shared a birthday with Dave, and Dave celebrates with the good doctor every year, and Theodor Geisel's passing sparked one of the true mountaintops of the Random Idiots range when we musically memorialized him... sort of. 


Anyway, Dave and I, as Random Idiots in name and behavior, have had a habit of writing and recording songs about our actual friends who have died. And goddammit, we really had a bad run of losing friends early on in life. First Evan on a motorcycle in the summer of 2001, then Lud and Scoop two months later in 9/11. Flynn went in '06, and Johnny in 2021. There were others along the way. 

And our tribute tunes, in a way, help keep their spirits alive.

But it does beg the question.

A legitimate question, we feel.


Enjoy, and be safe out there.


Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Gheorghemas: Day Five

On the fifth day of Gheorghemas, Big Gheorghe gave to me

Lots of happenings at the Alma Mater of a Nation this Gheorghemas, from things sporting to real estate to expanding the horizons and parameters of the youth, and we're here to bring cover them all.

Tribe men's hoops is off to its best start since 2009-10. Brian Earl's balanced squad (seven different players have topped the team in scoring in its ten games, while six have grabbed the most boards) won six in a row to get to 8-2, rising to a program all-time high of 51 in the NCAA's NET ratings before falling at George Washington in the last game before the break for exams. The Wrens take the court tomorrow at home against Radford in their last non-conference tilt, still a Quad I team.

Not to be overshadowed, the Tribe women's hoops squad backed up its program-first NCAA Tournament appearance with a win at Wake Forest to kick off a four-game winning streak and move to 5-4. Junior Cassidy Geddes guard leads W&M with 14.8 points per game.

We're pleased to see that all around good guy and longest-serving athletic director in W&M history Terry Driscoll is being inducted into the Virginia Sports Hall of Fame next April. Former CAA Commissioner Tom Yeager said this of Driscoll, “He was the moral compass of our conference — a quiet leader whose wisdom and perspective shaped college athletics for the better.” Our only regret is that he didn't stay in his job for a few more years and kept Tony Shaver in his.

In off-field, but different sort of field-related news, how'd you like to hear about a mutually beneficial land swap? According to W&M News, the school and the city have agreed to trade parcels near South College Woods. Sean Hughes, W&M's Chief Business Officer said, “It’s a pristine research site, and it’s important for us to protect the boundaries of this ecological preserve in South College Woods. The City of Williamsburg has been an excellent partner, and the university appreciates the City Council and the city manager’s willingness to work together with us on a solution The agreement is especially fitting as William & Mary approaches the culmination of its Year of the Environment celebration.”

We're working on swapping some blogspace for Unit M so we can have a retirement home for frat guys who need a little getaway space.

And finally, W&M is excellent in a lot of arenas. In addition to leading the internet in dipshittery, we're the number one public university in the nation for study abroad participation for the 12th time in the past 17 years. In 2023-24, 55% of W&M students studied abroad at some point in their academic career. Tribe members, nerdy, wordy and worldly. 

Monday, December 15, 2025

Gheorghemas Interlude: Techno Padre

“There is no ‘secular’ molecule in the universe. There is no dandelion owned by the devil," says David Dark, professor of religion at Belmont University and author of “Everyday Apocalypse: Art, Empire, and the End of the World.”

The topic Dark was discussing is the DJ stylings of Rev. Guilherme Peixoto, a Portuguese priest who's made a ministry of blending techno with religious hymns and been so successful at it that he's attracted the attention of Pope Leo.

As we eagerly await Day Five of Gheorghemas, that most profanely sacred celebration, it's good to be reminded that there's beauty and grace everywhere. Except the White House.