Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss

Remember that time, so long past at this point, when we held out such high hopes for new FIFA President Gianni Infantino.

Welp.

Turns out our hero is about to get suspended for four months pending review of allegations that he attempted to erase the recordings of a FIFA Council meeting held on May 23. Just a few weeks ago, Domenico Scala, chair of FIFA's Audit and Compliance Committee resigned after a dispute with Infantino. Now it's alleged that that dispute centered on Infantino's incessant demand that his salary be raised.

"So it turns out I'm kind of a scumbag. My bad."

We were more innocent then, those six weeks ago. Now we know better. Once a filthy fucking cesspool, always a filthy fucking cesspool.