Showing posts with label Not Metal Up Your Ass Friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not Metal Up Your Ass Friday. Show all posts

Friday, May 22, 2015

Friday Music Filler

Like most old ladies, zmother likes to forward me stupid emails that she gets from her friends. Today, however, she forwarded me something that I find inexplicably entertaining. Playback.fm has a feature that will tell you the #1 song on the day you were born. My birthday jam is predictably dope:



And it was kismet that zwoman and I would get married based on her quite strong birthday song:



Other notably good birthday joints in zfamily:

zgrandmother: Down Hearted Blues by Bessie Smith

zstepsister: Come Together by the Beatles

zstepbrother: Tears of a Clown by Smokey Robinson

zbrother: Let's Dance by David Bowie

zsister: Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds

This feature also includes a link to the song you were conceived to (i.e., the #1 song 9 months prior to your birth). Perhaps unsurprisingly, zwoman was conceived to (You're) Having My Baby by Paul Anka and Odia Coates, while I was conceived to Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) by George Harrison.

And zdaughter was, predictably, conceived to Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke.

Waste a little time this Friday and tell me whatcha got in the comments.

Friday, August 05, 2011

(Not) Metal Up Your Ass Friday, Sponsored By Callaway

I present to you a pretty terrible song* from an even worse movie**, sung by a man who knows the proper pronunciation of "Mill-e-wah-que":



Nice lyrical stylings, Alice.

*The song is off Cooper's "Constrictor" album, which also apparently had a track called "Teenage Frankenstein". I am tad curious now to hear that one too.
**Friday the 13th Part 6 was another abomination in the series. Jason Vorhees was killed off in the fourth film, didn't appear at all in the fifth installment, and then as you might remember gets electrocuted at the bottom of Crystal Lake to wreck havoc in this cinematic masterpiece.