Last-Minute Mother's Day Gift Advice

I'm a tired procrastinator who hasn't slept for more than 5 consecutive hours in almost 9 weeks, starting down the barrel of my wife's first Mother's Day with nary a gift in hand. If you're similary situated, come join me at the local bookstore to pick up a copy of "Go the Fuck to Sleep" by Adam Mansbach.



Our pediatrician says you can read anything to a baby and he will fall asleep, so long as you use a sing-song voice. Her exemplary bedtime reading material was the Gettysburg Address. Honest Abe isn't getting the job done in the zhome. Hopefully "Go the Fuck to Sleep" will be more effective.