Just another Monday in Jerzy

When I began this post I was going to write one of my usual attempts to be dry and witty but decided that a picture is more effective in this situation.

That's a helluva lede!  If you read on you'll learn "New Milford Police Officer Desmond Kivlehan was on patrol when he saw Luke Randall, of Harrington Park, hit a parked 2023 Toyota around 12:20 p.m. Monday, Nov. 10, Captain Kevin Van Saders said."  Sounds like a typical Monday to me.

Johnny Law "discovered vodka bottles and a large quantity of cocaine in individually wrapped bags inside the vehicle."  But that sounds typical for a DeLoran driver, no?  There's more!

Randall, who was also listed as a wanted missing person from Harrington Park, was arrested at the scene.

He was charged with DUI, careless driving, reckless driving, failure to possess insurance and registration, driving without a license, and other related traffic offenses.

On Nov. 3, Randall was charged with DUI, careless driving, throwing objects from motor vehicle, and driving without al license in Harrington Park, records show.

Vodka bottles, 87 baggies of cocaine, and two DUIs in seven days ... all in a DeLorean?  I don't agree with those choices (except maybe the DeLorean) but Luke sounds like the life of the party.