Emergency Gheorghasbord

In the September of our discontent, or at least of our lesscontent, I come here to serve, even more slapdash than normally.

I'm still working on the definitive list of Premier League clubs Gheorghies should support, but I must tell you that it may not work out for your teams. Case in point, zman's beloved Norwich, which currently sit bottom of the league table with six losses in six matches, two goals for and 16 against. The Canaries have a handful of winnable (or at least drawable) games over the next few weeks. If they don't start grabbing some points, they could be relegated by Christmas. 

My anniversary weekend was pretty damn sublime. I did have occasion over our time away to regret not doing something at our wedding all these years ago. Stumbled across video of a Brazilian named Gustavo Durso Aleixo headed down the aisle at his wedding in August. Y'all think I could've taught Whitney and Dave to do this?

GROOM'S GOT MOVES!!!
This groom & members of the wedding party in Brazil make quite an entrance to the wedding service...
Justin Timberlake check this out!🎵🕺🏽🔥(🎥:gustavodurso) pic.twitter.com/mLF1N5SeW6

— GoodNewsMovement (@GoodNewsMoveme3) September 19, 2021

If you're not following the end of the Major League Baseball season, you're missing out on a barnburner of a wild card race in the American League. With four games to play, a mere two games separate four teams. The Yankees are 90-68, currently in the lead. Boston trails by a game, with Seattle half a game behind the Sox and Toronto back just a half-game more. New York and Toronto play each other this evening, while Boston plays at Baltimore. The Yanks close with three at home against division champs Tampa Bay. The Sox play three at the dismal Nationals (I'll be at the Saturday game). Seattle finishes with three at home against the Angels, and the Jays host the rock-bottom Orioles for their final set. Crap. shoot.