Monday, June 26, 2017

The Test Approaches Dave's Mental Age

Long ago, Whitney pegged my mental age at 92 . . . for those of you unfamiliar with this concept, your mental age is the age that most consistently reflects your behavior and personality throughout your entire life. He's probably spot-on: I can be irascible and stubborn and grouchy, I often act like a know-it-all, I struggle with change and technology, I find many of the things people do a waste of time and effort, I like to go to bed at 8:30 PM and get up eight hours later, I've seen it all, I don't mind being alone, and-- despite all these willful characteristics-- I'm fairly easygoing because I know we're all going to die soon, so it's not worth getting too upset over anything.

My podcasting partners, Stacey and Cunningham, are both much younger than me, but Stacey's mental age is 18 (and mentally she's a male) and Cunningham's mental age is somewhere around 64. On this week's show, we are joined by special guest Little Allie Hogan, who is chronologically rather young, but has the mental affect of a 42 year old Amish woman . . . from 1880.

Quite a crew.




If you haven't tuned in to The Test for a while, this is a good one. And now you can listen on iTunes, Google Play Music, Stitcher, etc. Please subscribe and give us a good rating. We're getting 12,000 or so downloads a month, which is in the vicinity of being real. Marls, you can subscribe and never listen, we won't be offended.

Anyway, we finally got back to "the studio," a little carpeted room in Stacey's house that is great for recording audio, and I've figured out how to compress and EQ everything so it sounds fairly professional. I've also made a stellar quiz on this one, the answers will most definitely surprise you, and probably make you a little embarrassed to be a modern American.  It's only taken 90 episodes to get it right, but I don't think I'm ever going to sound like this guy again . . .






Podcaster Makes Solemn Promise To Improve Sound Quality Next Episode



15 comments:

Whitney said...


19

Danimal said...

Big day here.

rob said...

i'm starting to think marcus thornton might not make it in the nba. william & mary's marcus thornton, anyway.

Squeaky said...

26 ... gigantic day.

zman said...

69, obviously.

Marls said...

31

Shlara said...

My mental age is 35

rob said...

56

Whitney said...

Rob, you're 54 and you know it. Stop rounding up.

rob said...

my bad. the last few months have made me feel older.

Dave said...

my friend alec and i decided that if you beat up someone younger than you, you get to take their chronological age. as long as they're a legal adult, of course . . . you can't go around beating up babies. i hope everyone is working on their tennis game for obft. my backhand is wicked. and wait until you see me hit a tennis ball . . .

TR said...

Dave - I just subscribed. Did so while dropping a deuce. Multi-tasking!

zman said...

There's tennis at OBFT now?

Squeaky said...

Just like kegs.

Dave said...

thanks TR! the test is perfect for shitting. and yes there's tennis now at OBFT.