Monday, June 19, 2023

Fashion is Dumb

Crocs are ubiquitous. At least one of you weirdos owns a pair. I know because I've seen you wear them. Lot of your kids probably do, too. The brand is a damn juggernaut, and good for them - goooo capitalism! 

But I think the good rubber-foot folks have gone a bit too far now. They've teamed with Huckberry, one of my favorite places to spend too much money on stuff (it's where I got my Waxed Trucker jacket, same as the one Pedro Pascal wears throughout The Last of Us, only I got mine first). And boy is the result a doozy. 

Friends, I give you the Huckberry x Crocs Classic Western Boot. It looks as damn ridiculous as it sounds. Though I bet it's good for mucking out a stall.




12 comments:

Danimal said...

wearing crocs as i read this, black. they are my back porch/lanai shoes and they don't leave these confines. my son however and i think every other boy that he swims with wears them fairly regularly. my girls used to wear them about but i think they've lost their luster maturing females. it is fascinating to see what they've become. worthy of a 2-3 part doc-series.

rootsminer said...

This seems to be one case where fashion isn't dumb. They've mad a pair of crocs look almost presentable, while presumably remaining functional. I still have never owned a pair of crocs, but there's still time...

Whitney said...

I have never owned crocs and pretty sure I’ll be saying that ‘til the end

zman said...

I finished The Last of Us yesterday, not exactly perfect Father's Day material but it was good. I hear there's a season 2 but I think they should just leave it as-is. Luckily rob's waxy coat will keep him in good stead for the mushroom zombies apocalypse. I don't think any of those action heroes were wearing crocs, and I think tall rubber boots have been around for quite a while (wellingtons, Hunter, LL Bean, etc.).

Whitney said...

Wizards’ Beal deal was the least of all evils and brutally necessary but still a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad trade in terms of value received. This is a franchise that I don’t think we will ever see elevate above mediocrity. Sad!

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Professor G. Truck said...

is this 6:30 am school pick-up game the only pick-up basketball game in the world where the defense calls the fouls?

they always get (mildly) annoyed with me because i call foul on offense when i get fouled and i'm slow to call fouls on defense because no other game i've ever played in operates like this.

Whitney said...

I'd love video from this social experiment. I'd bet a buck that the annoyance isn't mild and that it gets talked about over coffee by the other people later in the day.

rootsminer said...

If Dave approaches pickup hoops with even a fraction of the competitiveness he brings to leisure sports, I'd say Whitney isn't wrong.

Professor G. Truck said...

good god, if i ever heard the things people say about me when i'm not around, i'd probably hole up and become a hermit . . .

OBX dave said...

To Dave's query, my experience is it's unusual for defense to call fouls in games among strangers or even acquaintances. However, I've played in games among close friends in which defense concedes, 'yeah, I hipped you or undercut you,' or 'I hit your forearm on that shot. Your ball.'

Mark said...

I’ve been playing with a pretty familiar crew of guys for about 20 years now (many of the faces have changed, obviously, but it’s a regular game). We call fouls on D when it’s obvious. Offense also calls fouls because that’s standard. That said, we have a rare and unusual setup in that regard. Every other pickup game I’ve ever been a part of is offense calls the fouls.

And yeah, the Beal trade was awful. And the timing was terrible. Nothing like waiting until the year after a generational prospect is in the draft to go for rock bottom.