Here's to the tiny dictator, our fearless leader, the Artist Formerly Known as Squirrel, Meat, Rob Lasso, DJ Robbie Robb, Popcorn, Batogato, the Lord of Leesburg, and whatever else the people are calling him these days. Rob will forever be born one day too early, but nonetheless, Happy Birthday, buddy.
Let's have a drink to celebrate Area 51 of his life. Well, after reading this article published last week in The Atlantic, you might either reconsider that drink or double down.
This is one of the finer periodical pieces I've come across in some time. It tickles the fancy of an elbow-bender like me not merely because of its 90-proof content but because of exhaustive research, sheer readability, and smoothly dropped gems like "By the late 1990s, the volume of alcohol consumed annually had declined by a fifth." Heh heh. I get it.Not only do I encourage you to read it, but I am inspired to read the brand new book from which quite a bit of data is drawn: Drunk: How We Sipped, Danced, and Stumbled Our Way to Civilization by Edward Slingerland. And by that I mean I am inspired to tell Dave to read it and give me a SoD review, stat.
Drunk. A title not to be confused with the song "Wasted" by Black Flag (which you read about here). (Also covered amusingly by Camper van Beethoven.) But the title says it all, doesn't it?
A few tidbits from the article:
- "The Mayflower landed at Plymouth Rock because the Pilgrims were going through the beer too quickly."
- Prohibition actually worked as intended.
- "About 10 million years ago, a genetic mutation left our ancestors with a souped-up enzyme that increased alcohol metabolism 40-fold."
- Göbekli Tepe was the first recorded pub -- 10,000 B.C.
- Alcohol is actually proven to do a lot of good for humans* -- both in stress relief as well as enhancing creativity and sociability.
- Those come with asterisks of not only *in moderation but also *in social situations.
- Drinking alone, despite what George Thorogood, is a really bad idea.
- "The health toll of social disconnection is estimated to be equivalent to the toll of smoking 15 cigarettes a day."
- Also, the advent of liquor took the world from pleasantly drunk on wine and beer to super hammered and not pleasant.
- There's a timeline of drunk in America, and it's trended upward a LOT of late.
- The Ballmer Peak! It's "the notion, named after the former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, that alcohol can affect programming ability. Drink a certain amount, and it gets better. Drink too much, and it goes to hell."
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cheers, boys and girls
Have a happy one Rob! Weren't you born a day too early, though?
One of my favorite early June traditions is a mass text from the DLC to other like-minded degenerates. I can't wait to see it in my inbox tmrw.
Happy birthday, Rob. You, Kanye and Boz Scaggs share the day. Killer trio.
That DLC text is absolutely an annual highlight. Good to know others look forward to it as much as I do.
Happy birthday Rob!
(Yeah, I'm still around reading and enjoying.)
Sad to say I chose hanging out with my daughter and grandson last weekend instead of a birthday beverage with Rob and I assume Whitney.
This planning error will not be repeated.
Cheers to all!
Happy birthday, Rob!
Rootsy is right and I'm a moron. Post amended.
And MGL, sorry he/we missed you. Hope you're enjoying the 757!
i need a ruling. if i'm drinking and my wife is in the room with me but not drinking, am i drinking alone?
whit is a big shar pourdanesh fan, rootsy
Happy birthday.
Also born today: Derek Trucks, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Nancy Sinatra, and Bonnie Tyler. Hold out for a hero, Rob.
And I don't think you are drinking alone if she's there with you.
Happy Birthday to the Pocket Pasha (h/t: Marls).
Second Whit's assessment, as long as she isn't giving you the stink-eye for drinking without her.
Marls had a pocket pasha back in school. I think that's what it was called. It ran on two D cell batteries, when they died he would throw them at Mets games.
This came up on my recommended watch list. Hmmm. It does amuse me.
https://youtu.be/NN75im_us4k
happy birthday rob! cheers to the darts window . . . but i have more affection for the cornhole window-- which gapes a bit wider because the game requires less fine motor skill (and then of course there's the "random idiots" alcohol window, which we often missed by a large margin)
Dave's cornhole has a window and it gapes? Was that a Renewal by Anderson project? Or does he simply have a gaping cornhole?
happy birthday, tiny
my man
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