Saturday, March 02, 2019

Recurring Bit, Receded Hairline

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do. And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.” -- Theodore Seuss Geisel


Dr. Seuss would have turned 115 on March 2, 2015. Not coincidentally, one of his more obscure but nonetheless beloved characters celebrates the 49th anniversary of his birth this very same day. As the good doctor wrote about this uniquely Seussian character, “Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.”


Our goal is to keep doing this blog long enough that we have enough content that recurs on a specific day to cover the entire year, thusly pre-filling our editorial calendar. We're getting there.

34 comments:

Dave said...

thanks, brithday weekend! alex was 15 yesterday and i am 49 today . . . and we got birthday snow, so i might get the gift of not having to run indoor practice. my brain feels 27 and my knees feel 90.

zman, you barfed IN pete and elda's? that's a family joint! like slammin' sammy's . . .

zman said...

Too much beer and pizza. It was like Mrs. Morgan’s beans all over again.

Squeaky said...

Happy birthday, Dave.

That Drive-By Truckers book is back up for sale if anyone is interested.

Dave said...

just finished "marching powder." great story, mark is two for two with book recs. a lot of pressure on this next rec. i hope he doesn't blow it . . .

zman said...

I just cleared off my cars and blew the driveway and walkway free of snow. I then removed the wiper arm assembly from our station wagon (I replaced it two weekends ago because our babysitter turned on the wipers while they were buried in ice and warped the motor housing, throwing the wiper arm assembly into a tizzy), modified it so it wouldn’t get stuck under the hood anymore (this involved shaving part of the arm down with a hack saw and a fair amount of elbow grease), and reattached it to the car. Problem solved. The other solutions would’ve been to realign the hood or dive in behind the upper fascia to realign the motor, both of which involve a lot of time and effort so I went with the ugly but efficient hacksaw approach.

I’m telling you this with the hope that someone will be impressed, unlike zwoman who is remarkably blasé about my efforts this morning.

TR said...

By “driveway”, you meant neighbor, right?

zman said...

Is that why she’s blasé?

rob said...

i think you're kind of a stud, z. no idea what's wrong with the zwoman.

Dave said...

nice job zman! i've been putting off replacing my shoddy wipers for a year now but your manliness has motivated me to start thinking about maybe doing something soon. last weekend, i replaced a crazy folding hinge on a kitchen cabinet (but i still haven't vacuumed the dog hair out of my wife's car). pinos tonight for birthday drinks, if anyone is in the vicinity . . .

rob said...

my wife will be in tinton falls. i'll tell her to come over. she'll have cheerleaders with her.

TR said...

Tinton Falls! New Jersey doesn’t get more average than that.

But it’s only 5 mins from Pete & Elda’s!

Mark said...

It’s snowing up there? I went to the beach today. It was beautiful and in the mid 80s.

As for my book recommendations, I read a lot. I just don’t brag about it like Dave.

zman said...

Thanks guys, I feel better now. And to be clear, I didn’t change the wiper blade, I changed the wiper arm, which is the thing that connects the blade to the car and moves it back and forth. And I had to modify it to make it work. I’m like Click and Clack ovah heyah!

zman said...

Fuck baseball math and Mark.

Dave said...

life is too short not to brag about reading. tinton falls is my wife's hometown! i won't even touch the cheerleader comment.

Dave said...

also, the foam stuff around my van door came loose a couple days ago and was just hanging there. i shoved it back onto the track. it seems to be staying in place.

Mark said...

That hurts. Words hurt, Z. I will no longer subscribe to your newsletter.

Whitney said...

Dave, don’t touch anything cheerleader-related.

Marls said...

Mini summit in progress in Loudoun County. Rob, KQ, Mr. KQ. I’m trying not to pee on myself.

TR said...

Does “mini” refer to somebody’s stature?

Mark said...

Wife and I had our anniversary on Tuesday. Ditched the kids and celebrated today. She celebrated a little too much this afternoon and couldn’t quite rally from the late afternoon nap enough to hande the nice dinner we planned. So we went to the local brewpub for drinks and food. They had a limited time Mardi Gras menu so it was probably supposed to work out this way.

Mark said...

And now she’s snoring on the couch.

Whitney said...

I think any summit or mini-summit whose participants are all in bed before midnight is, in fact, not one.

Mark said...

Agreed. A summit that doesn’t push until the AM is not a summit at all.

Shout out to Marls, Greg and I trying to break into Union Station at 2:30 am on the night of TJ’s wedding.

Marls said...

Mini summit still in progress. Dave is in bed in NJ.

Marls said...

It’s midnight and officially KQ’s birthday.

zman said...

A summit isn’t a summit without stepping to the AM, is that what you meant to say?

Dave said...

wife and i actually made it out until midnight. then we stayed up even later watching "russian doll." i'm starting to like that show, but it takes a bunch of episodes for it to differentiate itself from "groundhog's day."

TR said...

My wife bought steak for me to grill for dinner. Pretty sweet for me b/c a blizzard is coming at 4 PM.

TR said...

Celtics continue to be a dumpster fire. So fun to watch.

TR said...

Does Ray Felton have a 38” waist? He is a fatty.

TR said...

The 2018 World Series of Darts is on the 11 World Sports HD channel. It was held in Auckland, NZ and is sneaky captivating.

Whitney said...

Will check it out. I always like to marvel at people who are aces at leisure sports.

Whitney said...

John Oliver still crushing it