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Mike Breen's 4-day old "chin only" goatee is pretty amusing for a 60 y/o guy. Mark Jackson and Charles Barkley are inflating at equally high speeds.
teejay da man
why u jerks hate good music?
Just delivered 144 cupcakes and a wedding cake to the hotel/venue for my brother in law's wedding. Going above and beyond in this bitch.I've been in a number of weddings (as most of us have, I assume) but never as the best man AND with the rest of my family (wife and kids) also in the wedding. A little more in the way of moving parts than I'd prefer. Here's to having Monday and Tuesday off and some heavy drinking on Sunday.
that sounds no buenoHappy Cinco de Mayo everybody! Is it tequila thirty yet?
Not sure Danimal, but it was beer thirty on my (surprisingly prompt) train home.The monsoon in the northeast is canceling Saturday sports. May do some couch-celebrating for my Mexican peeps.
I've had a tequila post rehearsal. This weekend won't be awful but I've just got more responsibility than I prefer for wedding weekends and I have a 15 year old stepdaughter who I try not to be hammered in front of which, obviously, cramps my wedding style.
One of my best high school friends has twin boys who are 15. They are disturbingly fluent in things like puff puff pass and 420 references. He is a very responsible, successful professional guy who smokes pot daily in almost a medicina way to calm down and cope w/ four kids. He has realized he must change his consumption method b/c his kids likely know that smell.
I smoke regularly but do not smoke when my stepdaughter is with us. I used to wait until she was in bed and go out back to my garage. Over the past couple years I just stopped altogether when she was with us. 13-14 was when my friends and I all started smoking at one level or another. I know she's exposed to it. I don't need to further that.
Unrelated, if LeBron keeps shooting from the outside like he's been recently then nobody is beating Cleveland. No. Body.
my jalapeno infused tequila was so tasty that everyone finished it last night. nothing like my first batch, which was biohazard, only the strong could imbibe. i think i've lured everyone into a false sense of security . . . next batch i'm going to make people clutch their throats and cry.
my 13 year-old daughter has started making '69' jokes. karma is a motherfucker.
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