Good to see you, old friend. Miss us? That trench warfare sure was fun, right? And where's that thank you for us hooking you up with our boy Hoff? Thanks for the Scorpions, they are most righteous rockers. Maybe by the time today's game is over you can explain what the fuck this new movement is?
USA vs. Germany. Noon. Too many scenarios to explain in terms of result and advancement, so maybe this chart will assist you:
This is extremely helpful. RT @sbnation Here's every possible outcome for #USMNT and Group G. http://t.co/qSPDEgVCc6 pic.twitter.com/GvUeg8vp50You know the drill by now...
— Will Leitch (@williamfleitch) June 26, 2014
|Optimus Prime knows what's up|
|Even completely outdated MTV bits can get in on the fun|
|Not at all soccer related, but excellent work Minnesota State Fair. VERY 'murica|
Flooding in Recife. Teddy Goalsevelt guiding our car through the tough waters. Onwards to the stadium! #LetsDoThis pic.twitter.com/lUEi5Rcxlf
— U.S. Soccer (@ussoccer) June 26, 2014