Friday Palate Teaser

Via text, The Man of Many Email Addresses (TIMMAY, phonetically) has demanded some sort of recap from my recent (amazing, awesome, you get the drift) trip to Alaska... which I will provide at some point (think Day 12 of Gheorghemas in terms of delivery). 

But, in a show of good faith, I shall provide a Friday news dump of my own (there are no scat pics, tho that would've been a great way to lure back TR) via a few random trip photos below. Zero context shall be provided, because, well I'm lazy. Accept the post count or GTFO.

More to come at a later date. In the meantime, enjoy the weekend and face-melting temperatures in much of our respective locales.

The Twelve Days of Gheorghemas: Day One

It's back, mofos.

It's that most wonderful time of the year yet again, folks: the faux holiday known as Gheorghemas*. And, as in years past, Day One is late and Teej-centric, because, well, it's me.

On the first day of Gheorghemas
Big Gheorghe gave to me
A bald guy and some random hor-seys

*Is it really the 9th year we've done this? I'm not gonna do the math, and the intern went to work for Axios, so we're just gonna go with 9th year of this bigly holiday.

Happy Birthday To...

Today is April 4th, a day which brought us such luminaries as guitarer Mick Mars, baseballer Tommy Herr, linebackerer Jack Del Rio, magicer David Blaine, Joker Heath Ledger, & famed boogier Arthur Murray.

It is also the day that our own Doofus Overlord came into this world, naked and bleary eyed - much like Saturday night at OBFT.

In honor of the birth of Baby Tejus, we present this melange of Muppet clips, because who doesn't need some Muppet on their B-day.

Bert & Ernie Bust It (it never gets old)



Old Skool Muppet Show



Theme For Muppet Die Hard



Muppet Robin Thicke

Super Bowl Monday Hungover Filler

Was going through a bunch of old shit this weekend, and came across some pictures from the olden days. Look at this dumbass:

@BaconBaking, NFL Pick Expert

My inability to gamble is well-documented in this space. So this year, I smartened up and asked the wife to make the weekly picks. Only two weeks for this to pay dividends, as you will see below:

Winning one week nets us $150. I will not even pretend to make a pick the rest of the season.

As an aside, I did make one pick this weekend, in my Survivor Pool. I switched the Giants (which the wife had chosen) to the Patriots. I think we all know how that turned out.