Wednesday, February 18, 2026
We're No. 69! TCU Edition
Monday, February 16, 2026
What the Kids are Doing
Friday, February 13, 2026
Fashion is... Teejus F'ing Christ, What are these Abominations?
And why must I own them...
Before clicking this link, come up with what you think these cost? Then be prepared to have your mind blown by what they actually cost. What are we doing here people?
Thursday, February 12, 2026
SAGTTP (Should a Gheorghie Take The Piss)?
Gheorgies,
I have a bit of a conundrum. There's a retired guy that is often at my local YMCA. I don't want to dox him, so let's call this fellow Karen.
Karen talks to everybody. I occasionally see him jawing in the weight room, but the locker room is where he prefers to work. In fact I've probably mentioned him before in the comments as the guy who played The Rush Limbaugh Show at high volume on his phone speaker in the locker room (rest in piss, el rushbo). He wears a red hat to the gym sometimes. Yes, the standard issue version.
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| There are lots of Karens. This is the one I'm referring to. |
I make it a practice to simply ignore Karen when I see him. If I had to break down the percentages for my reasons to ignore him, I'd put it at 69% due to loudcasting his support for toxic politics and 31% not wanting to risk catching a glimpse of Karen's tiny flaccid pecker.
Today, while I was chatting with someone else Karen piped up with a comment about 'topics that set him off'. "Give us a warning of what they are so we can avoid them" I said as I finished getting on my workout clothes. I'm not sure what came next was exactly the warning I'd requested.
Gheorghies, he Karened. "I wanna know how that Ilhan Omar went from having no money to having $30 million! I think we need to throw her in jail for 20 years and then deport her..." I imagine he kept going, but I started walking as soon as he started his diatribe. It did call to mind a revenge fantasy I may or may not have imagined in the past.
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| Apparently only some politicians are allowed to have money. |
And Gheorghies, that's where you come in. What's a fair comeuppance for this locker room Karen? I'll share my diabolical idea first, and accept suggestions in the comments for other more sensible measures. This is all strictly hypotheical, of course.
Proposal A - Fill small squeeze bottle with urine and keep it stashed in the back of my locker, until I find myself there alone, at which point I discharge the squeeze bottle of piss into one of the vent holes in Karen's locker. A budget version golden shower, if you will.
Surely there are some drawbacks to this plan. I know it's gross. But I'm also ridiculously hydrated most of the time, so I also worry it may not be gross enough.
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
We're No. 69: Santa Clara
Sunday, February 08, 2026
Superb Owl Open Post
Friday, February 06, 2026
Happy International Clash Day
Thursday, February 05, 2026
Breaking News, Washington Post Edition
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| Deep down, still this fucking guy |
Tuesday, February 03, 2026
Gheorghasbord: Good for the Gander
This post started as a comparative analysis of Geese and Goose. The bands, not the birds. It was inspired, really. And then like so many of my inspirations, it sorta petered out and took a nap. But now it returns, like the salmon to Capistrano, part of a widely-ranging selection of things that my brain found interesting this week.
The New York Times calls Goose a "jam band with indie-rock undertones". See what you think:
The same NYT writer asks us to "think of Geese as an indie-rock band with jammy elements". Sure, man. Here they are recently on Saturday Night Live. I think I like them better than their fellow-feathered act.
Turning to things sporting, Thursday marks both the eve of the 2026 Olympics and the opening match of the 2026 Six Nations. Holders France host 2023 and 2024 champs Ireland at the Stade de France in a gigantic match, both in terms of the quality of the teams and the impact on the outcome of the event. The French are the consensus favorite to repeat as champions (8/11 on Betfair), while the recently-banged-up Irish (6-1) are third-favorite behind England (5/2). Scotland comes in at 12-1, while Wales (55-1) and Italy (125-1) will once again drag at the back.
Thursday's opener will air live on Peacock from 3:10 ET. The NBC streaming option will carry all of the tournament action.
And finally, sticking with athletic competition, check out this spill veteran skiing star Lindsey Vonn took a few days ago in Crans-Montana, Switzerland:
Vonn, who returned to competition in 2025 after several years away in retirement, has been the best women's downhill racer on the world circuit by some measure. Since the beginning of December, she's finished no worse than third, and won twice in five races.
She suffered a complete rupture of the ACL in her left knee during the crash at Crans-Montana, ending her dream of a return to the Olympic podium...wait...I'm being told that...she's still going to race in Milan-Cortina? With a brace on her COMPLETELY RUPTURED ACL?!?
Well I'll be goddamned.
Sunday, February 01, 2026
Fashion is Awesome, Olympics Version
I gently mocked a friend recently when he suggested we needed to find time and a place to watch the opening ceremony of the 2026 Winter Olympics. It was Whitney. I mocked Whitney.
He responded by telling me that I love the Olympics more than anyone he knows. Okay, that's fair.
I do love an Olympiad, for all the reasons. The pageantry, the diversity of peoples and stories, the major sports and the minor, the moments of joy and agony, and how much it all matters to the participants. And the uniforms. Definitely the uniforms.
The Olympics, in particular the opening and closing ceremonies, are an opportunity for each nation to display a little bit of its personality to the world. From Tonga's barechested Pita Taufatofua to Armani's 2022 Italy capes to Haiti's kickass 2024 summer fits, the Olympics are a chance for designers to tell the story of a nation.
What follows is the definitive guide* to the best and blandest Olympic kits for the upcoming games. There can be no argument.
*half-assed overview that'll start hot and peter out because lazy.
Mongolia's 2024 summer fits were, frankly, spectacular. Hard to top, and I don't think they did this time around, but the designers at Goyol Cashmere still gave us a cool and culturally on point look.
Thursday, January 29, 2026
Poetry, Musically Speaking
There is poetry in music. Often the rhyming kind, though not always.
For me, there is as much poetry in the fact that I have been reunited with my friend and co-DJ in the WODU booth for installment number 4 or 5 of our music radio show - ORF Rock.
We come on the air via the WODU Studios app on Tuesdays from 7:00 to 9:00 in the PM. Not always... when Old Dominion University is closed, so's the show, often. That, and when life gets in the way, we're off the air. Then there are the times we have technical difficulties. Beyond that, though...
Penny Baker and Les Coole are on the air!
Tuesday nights are tough for some. Here are links to archived shows since our reboot in October.
Shows are 2 hours and feature 25-30 songs with some quality banter. Themes, segments, bits, shout-outs to listeners, we have it all!
Wednesday, January 28, 2026
Breaking News, Part Next - Prose Poetry
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| If cringe were sentient |
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| Real Muppets > Morning Show Muppet |
Monday, January 26, 2026
Poetry Week - Transformation
You'll remember Marcus Lattimore for his outsized talent as a running back and his incredibly bad injury luck. Lattimore was an explosive athlete for the University of South Carolina. He burst onto the scene as a freshman in 2010. In his second game in Columbia, he carried the ball 37 times for 182 yards against Georgia. He finished that season with 1,197 yards and 17 touchdowns on the ground and was named a second-team All-American.
Then, he blew out his knee twice, curtailing both his sophomore and junior seasons. He declared for the draft in 2013, and was selected by the San Francisco 49ers. He never played a down in the NFL.
Lattimore stayed in the game, though, coaching at the high school level before joining the staff at Lewis & Clark College in Portland, OR until a few years ago. But it's an entirely different passion we're here to talk about today.
Turns out Marcus Lattimore is a hell of a poet.
Lattimore teaches creative writing at the Oregon Change Clinic. Jeff Pearlman calls Lattimore's evolution "maybe the greatest second act in American sports history". You can see Pearlman's podcast story on Lattimore at the bottom of this post.
Here's Lattimore himself:
Saturday, January 24, 2026
Poetry Week
Don't blame me, OBX Dave started it when he talked about Edgar Allan Poe, which rhymes with David Allen Coe (I cannot believe it's taken me 55 years to realize that). What doesn't often rhyme is my poetry.
My multi-hyphenate kid (poet-dancer-choregrapher-lunatic) turned me on to Robert Peake's poetry prompt generator a couple of years ago, and we'll send quickly dashed-off poems to one another on occasion. Mostly me sending to them these days, as they have bigger artistic fish to fry.And now I'll send a few to you, 'cause a little bit of poetry never hurt. Here are a couple of my recent attempts at turning prompts into poems. I don't know from meter, and fuck off with rhyming, but I've got some tonality, if I do say so myself. Professor Truck taught us about timbre, and that's where I'm hanging my hat.
Forthwith, a couple of pomes (with the prompt that inspired them in bold):
Include as many of the following words (or variations on these words) as you like: luminous, larkspur (purple, palmate), variance, mutual, drupelets (little bits of fruit like blackberry), samite (rich silk fabric), roosted, relic, sage, occidental, feignings, faithless
Also:
- Include a mythical or fantastic creature
- Refer to a particular sensation
Faithless, but not without belief
A relic, maybe, but sage
Mutual friends roosted in one
Not the other
Feignings of neutrality as drupelets
Fall off slowly, inevitably
She went to Occidental
The Mighty Tigers
Now the variance vibrates
Pins and needles in her heart
- Refer to an an extreme or intemperate landscape
- Mention something absurd or impossible
- Make up an unusual name for a person and include it in the poem
- Mention another art form besides poetry
Thursday, January 22, 2026
Dream On
Tuesday, January 20, 2026
Uncertainty at One Bills Drive
Second, as with anything in life, a change can make things better or worse. It was pretty ugly before McDermott arrived at One Bills Drive going back 30 years:
- Don McCafferty with the 1970 Colts. They won. McCafferty was the Colts' offensive backfield coach in 1969.
- Red Miller with the 1977 Broncos. They lost. Miller was the Patriots' OL coach in 1976 (that's a crazy career upgrade by the way).
- George Seifert with the 1989 49ers. They won (for the second year in a row) with a stacked roster including six Pro Bowlers, three first team All Pros, and the league MVP (and at least five future Hall of Famers). Seifert was the Niners' DC in 1988.
- Bill Callahan with the 2002 Raiders. This team was stacked with Rich Gannon (league MVP), Jerry Rice and Tim Brown, two first team All Pros on the offensive line, Rod Woodson, Charles Woodson, Bill Romanowski, and Sam Adams (the DT not the brewer). Callahan was the Raiders' OC in 2001 and they lost to ...
- John Gruden with the 2002 Bucs. He was the Raiders' HC in 2001. This defense was one of the best ever with Warren Sapp, Simeon Rice, Ronde Barber, John Lynch, Derrick Brooks, and Booger McFarland. Sapp, Barber, Lynch and Brooks are HOFers.
- Jim Caldwell with the 2009 Colts. They lost. Like Seifert, he was on the team's staff the prior year (assistant HC/QB coach) and he took over a stacked roster that won it all a few years previously including seven Pro Bowlers, three first team All Pros, and the league MVP (and at least two future Hall of Famers).
- Gary Kubiak with the 2015 Broncos. They won thanks to arguably the league's best defense featuring five Pro Bowlers and one first team All Pro. Peyton Manning's withered husk started 9 games going 7-2, completing 59.8% of his passes for 9 TD and 17 INT. Brock Ostweiler chipped in 5 wins, 10 TD and 6 INT along the way. Kubiak was Baltimore's OC in 2014 and he had a history with Denver as their backup QB in the 1980s.
Monday, January 19, 2026
Alright Alright Alright!!
At the start of my sophomore year at William & Mary, FOG:TB Ian said "You have to see this movie" so we went to the theater on DOG Street and what I saw changed my life. We brought other people to see it and they all loved it too. Since then I've rewatched it more than any other film and not always by choice because it seemingly played nonstop at Unit M. Dazed and Confused is a masterpiece, one amazing scene runs into another. Like this:
It features a bunch of people who went on to become famous like Ben Affleck, Milla Jovovich and Parker Posey, and it's the first movie appearance for a few actors including Joey Lauren Adams ... and Matthew McConaughey. Since then, McConaughey had an incredibly impressive career but his first line, "Alright alright alright!" sticks with him today.
So much so that when people impersonate McConaughey they almost always say "Alright alright alright."
You could say "Alright alright alright" is his trademark. Because it is, legally. He registered it.
I've written a bunch of trademark posts but there is no trademarks label. Until today!
Trademarks are a form of intellectual property that protects a brand--they indicate the source of the goods or services to which they are attached. They are typically words, like Coca-Cola, or logos, like the Nike swoosh. But they can also be smells (like the smell of Play-Doh) or sounds (like the NBC chimes). Here's a link to many other sound marks. Neat, right?!
McConaughey registered ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT as both a word mark and a sound mark. As with all trademarks, these registrations are limited to specific goods and services. The word mark is limited to clothing, but more interestingly the sound mark is limited to "Downloadable audio-visual media content, namely, downloadable audio and video recordings in the field of self-help, human growth and spirituality; Downloadable audio-visual media content, namely, downloadable audio and video recordings in the field of entertainment featuring television series, comedies, and dramas." Apparently he's trying to prevent people from using AI to simulate and misappropriate his catchphrase. He also registered two videos of him saying the phrase.
These registrations are held by his non-profit company J.K. Livin Brands, Inc. which holds 49 registered trademarks and 6 pending applications. The registered marks include another video "of The actor, Matthew McConaughey, standing outdoors on a porch speaking and gesturing," which I can't get to work but they include a JPEG. Parenthetically, the pending marks include "THE GREATEST INVITATION IN THE WORLD. THE SOCCER BALL." and "PECKER POP."
This is an interesting approach to protecting a famous person's likeness beyond right of publicity as it gives a federal statutory hook on which to hang a complaint. But don't worry, we're still free to say "alright alright alright" so long as we aren't saying it to sell human growth and spirituality services (for the same reason I can make my kids to their chores by saying "Just do it!" without fear of Nike suing me). So just keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.























