Four Out Of Five Diners Prefer The Poop Burger To The Turd Sandwich

I can't actually speak to the validity of that statement, but before I ramble on too much and bury the lede, yeah, some jackalope created a poop burger. And how do I know it's specifically a poop burger? Because he was kind enough to label the plastic bag the "meat" resides in with a "shit burger" label. Thanks for the heads up, Dr. Nakatomi.

And, because I just can't resist a good clip, your requisite Turd Sandwich item:

Douche and Turd
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