DNP:CDs...The Adventure Begins

Not so long ago, a crack blogmando unit was recruited to create a blog that ultimately did not exist.  These men promptly escaped from a minimum obligation group blog to the current interweb underground.  Today, still wanted by TJ as a source for humor, that almost-blog name will survive as a Kellen Winslow soldier of the internet.  If you have a problem, if no one else will waste their time doing this, and if you can find me before lunch, maybe you can have...the "Did Not Play: Coach's Decision" list.

DNP:CDs...Night 1

The "Holy S**t These Guys Are Still In The League" DNP:CDs
Juwan Howard (Heat)
Jamaal Magloire (Heat)

The "Weren't You Really Good In College" DNP:CDs
Mario Chalmers (Heat)
Earl Clark (Suns)

Luke Babbitt (Trail Blazers)

Patrick Mills (Trail Blazers)

Devin Ebanks (Lakers)

The "Seriously, I Love Sports, But Who The F*** Are You?" DNP:CDs
Semih Erden (Celtics)
Garret Siler (Suns)

The "He Makes Me Hungry, I Want A Fig Newton" DNP:CD
Von Wafer (Celtics)

The "Hahahaha You Are Cursed By The Stink Of Isiah" DNP:CDs
Jordan Hill (Rockets)
Jared Jeffries (Rockets)

The "Phil Benched You Because Your New Significant Other Makes Phil's Look Like A Horse" DNP:CD
Sasha Vujacic (Lakers)

And of course last night we also had the "NWT - League Suspension" for Mr. Delonte West of the Celtics.  Delonte, you just keep on keepin' on.  We support your hijinx.

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