Five bits and bobs
Four reasons to save 68 CDs
Three balls a-rainin'
Two more automotive wormhole websites
And a bald guy and some random hor-seys
Bits & Bobs...one of my favorite sayings from the other side of the pond, defined as "a random assortment of things." Day 5 of Gheorghemas is just that - lots of randomness here including a couple of ties to years past and a dream that includes one of our very own, and it is strange.
Fireball. RumChata. Together.
Everyone knows
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey. Some better than others I imagine. When our winter
rolls around, the wife and I like to store a bottle in the ice box. Give it a
little chill and viscosity. We’ll cozy
up on the couch in our flannels and sip on the core warming hooch after the
kids retire for the evening. In truth we have ever done this, never even
thought about it really but it’s a nice visual for our audience. No more than a
rock’s glass worth. Shots work too but best when socializing outdoors when the
mercury dips down to the mid-50’s.
A neighbor
introduced me to RumChata a couple of years ago. Rum, cream, cinnamon &
vanilla it’s a bit on the heavy side (see ingredient cream), tasty and chock
full of calories. Feel like a few but feel for your gut? Do you long for some
spice in your cocktail? Go equal parts with the chilled Fireball, or favor the
latter for some extra kick. I love this drink. When both bottles are in the
house, they aren’t here long. I urge you to try this concoction and soon. Do it
of for me. Do it for the children.
The Jacksonville Jaguars
My wife and I
moved here in the summer of ’07. That next football season was the most recent with
a winning record at 11-5, and a playoff appearance losing to you-know-who. And
in that first year, I wasn’t REALLY a fan. Sure there was early rooting and
interest, but I hadn’t jumped in the sack yet. An 8-8 record three seasons
later is the best we’ve seen since. Between then and now, absent being a Browns
fan there hasn’t been a squad as hopeless. With 22 victories over a 6-year
period...I’ll leave it at that.
I write this
during and after the Jags pretty convincing win over the Seahawks. Sure they
almost fucked it up. My certainty that they would was real, but it didn’t. Instead,
the city of Jacksonville, or “Sacksonville!” rather, earned its biggest victory
since Round 1 of the ’07 playoffs. Sure,
some may say our fans tarnished the moment a tad with the tossing of soda pop
onto ejected player Quinton Jefferson at the end of the game, I say otherwise.
Screw that guy. He deserved it.
With three games remaining,
the Jags have more wins than in the previous two seasons combined and should
they sweep, make that the three previous seasons combined. More importantly,
they seem to have the goods. Even Bortles is not throwing pick 6’s every other
game – that is progress my friends. By now most know of their prowess on the
other side of the ball. It’s fun to watch – and dare I say they could make a
mark this year in the post-season. If you are without a club and have any ties
to North Florida, jump on the surfboard. I’m looking at you Rob.
A Few Quick Reviews from 2016 Product Review
Tommy John
underwear – mixed sack. Two pair have developed holes right in the taint area.
Must go with the form-fitting draws if you purchase which you shouldn’t. Screw
you Tommy. Stick with Fruit of the Loom or Hanes from your local Sears. Or Amazon
if you like putting people in your area out of work.
Virtual Reality
Goggles from Samsung – haven’t put them on in 48 weeks.
YETI – yes!
Thermos, beer coozie, cooler. It’s all great!
Alexa – way
underutilized like most technology at our disposal. The night before I head out
of town I ask her what the weather is there, wherever there is. She’s pretty
quick, 30 seconds or so faster than the I-pad.
Howard Stern
When Howard went
to satellite radio, he lost me as a listener. Whatever car I had at the time
was not equipped. The next one was and I subscribed to the basics, but wasn’t
forking over the extra whatever it was to listen to Howard. Was it maturity?
Frugality? Probably both – I had been a loyal Howard listener for years and did
find it entertaining, but could definitely do without it.
A new car was
recently purchased that came with three months of Sirius/XM including Howard.
It is all I listen to. He has changed a lot. Terrific interviews – Seinfeld,
Sting, Bono & Edge, JB Smoove, Robert Plant!, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel joining for days at a clip, James Franco
the other day, and many more! Really though – a 90-minute commercial free
interview with Stern is hard to beat. He’s grown up a lot, more introspective. You
can tell he and his staff conduct more pre-interview research than anyone in
his field. Podcasts are available. If you do take the plunge and subscribe, I encourage you to change the channel from Stern to something else prior to turning the car off, otherwise the next time you get in the car and you happen to be with your kids the first words you hear could be "cock" or "tits". Maybe he hasn't grown up that much.
Really Weird Random Dream Featuring Z-Man
the Barber
You read it right
folks. Weird.
Backstory – last weekend
I took my son to the barber shop but one we hadn’t been to in a long time. As a
refresher, I don’t really have hair, or at least I don’t let it grow out much.
On a weekly basis, clippers without a guard cut what little I have off. Once or
twice a month, I shave it completely when the itch gets me.
I had a week worth
of growth at this time. When I was about to pay for my son’s cut, the female
barber that worked on him asked if I’d like to get cleaned up. I was surprised,
delightfully so, that she had the goods to perform a straight-edged shave. Time
didn’t permit but I would definitely make an appointment soon.
This Saturday I
went ahead and did the deed myself. I find shaving my head to be an inconvenience,
hence the infrequency of the act. Extra time must be available as well as
motivation and both were the other day.
I woke up today
early as always – 5’ish/5:15 to use the john and then typically head out for physical improvement. Today, it was just the pisser. Ya know how you wake up and immediately recall the dream you were
just having? You wonder what the hell just happened....man that seemed real! That’s what I did. The dream I had just woken from went like this:
-Dan working in
the city, presumably NY
-Dan heads to
barber on his day off, Saturday
-Z works there
part-time – he’s my barber!
-Dan steps into
the chair and Z & Dan share in small talk. We’re apparently pretty good
buddies!
-Dan closes his
eyes cuz he’s sleepy while Z trims the eyebrows
After the brows
are trimmed, the action stops. I think maybe Z has taken a phone call or heads
to the crapper. I’m like, dude! Where the eff is Z?! I open my eyes and he’s
right there in the next chair over, reading the paper! Why are you reading the
paper????!!!!
Andrew calmly
moves his attention from the newspaper to me and says, “Dan, you don’t have any
hair on your head – it was already shaved when you came in here.”
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